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  1. JeffGu

    Rooster next door

    Nearly all animals are noisy. I've been lucky, out here in farm country... folks don't mind the sounds of them. It's funny. In town, the noises I notice the most are the constant cat fights (nobody around here has their pets neutered or vaccinated, so they're everywhere), the dogs barking, the...
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    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

    Pepsi came out with a MANGO version, just in case Trump and his followers really do boycott Coca-Cola.
  3. JeffGu

    Whats the best handheld electric chainsaw sharpener?

    Why are you sharpening your batteries?
  4. JeffGu

    Is there ever a risk of hanging upside down

    The fast way down is very seldom the best one, I can tell you that.
  5. JeffGu

    Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey

    All whiskey should come with a history lesson. A copy of my arrest record would suffice, I think.
  6. JeffGu

    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

    Today, I learned that the only thing that squeals louder than a room full of guinea pigs... is a U.S. Marshals Service van full of Trump lawyers and accountants.
  7. JeffGu

    Climbing system for teaching kids?

    Kids, these days. Back in the day, we didn't have fancy climbing gear. Dad taught us to climb trees with nothing but a rope, a hangman's noose, and a pickup truck. It was exciting as hell. Well, except for the rope burns on our necks. If Dad hadn't put those gunny sacks over our heads, it would...
  8. JeffGu

    Today....

    I had a little bit of Mahogany and a pile of Western Red Cedar that I've been drying for 21 years... yeah, I know. You'd think a guy would have better things to do. My father-in-law wanted a step stool for his short wife, so I made them this... Legs are splayed 10 degrees, joinery is all...
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    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

    Mexico should build a wall... and Trump will pay for it.
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    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

  11. JeffGu

    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

  12. JeffGu

    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

    Alright, you skippy dickheads... I confess. I was the one that stole the election. I keep it hidden in a rusty, old toolbox in my garage. If @Bucknut died tomorrow of Covid-19, it would only be .00000000013% of the world population, and would therefore be an insignificant event. This would make...
  13. JeffGu

    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

    As a member of the elderly, expendable group of citizens who are in the high-risk zone (my wife works in health care at an assisted living home) I'd like to mention a few ideas... The next time you need a free babysitter, forget going to your parents or grandparents. You don't want to be...
  14. JeffGu

    Today....

    Hoarfrost on my trees, today.
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    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

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    Fu*%face Von Clownstick

  17. JeffGu

    Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey

    Damn. I just had to look it up... People from Loving County, Texas must love Ohio. As well as Wyoming.
  18. JeffGu

    Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey

    @JD3000 Jason, I just want to know about naming conventions up there in the far north, frigid zones. Why is there a Licking County in Ohio? Are there certain activities that, by law, must only be performed in this county? I don't mean to sound condescending of the citizens of your allegedly...
  19. JeffGu

    who carries a knife into the tree?

    Myerchin... I've had it for several years, but I think it is still a current model. Yeah.. I think this is it...
  20. JeffGu

    who carries a knife into the tree?

    Even has pliers, too... made for shackle pins.

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