Rooster next door

Nearly all animals are noisy. I've been lucky, out here in farm country... folks don't mind the sounds of them.

It's funny. In town, the noises I notice the most are the constant cat fights (nobody around here has their pets neutered or vaccinated, so they're everywhere), the dogs barking, the lawnmowers, the screaming kids, the tweakers fighting and cussing at each other, the occasional gunshots and illegal fireworks, car horns, sirens, dickhead hotrodders who think the secret to long tire life is to squeal them around every corner, the drunks singing as they stagger home, the morons who think a car horn is a doorbell and sit out front blasting it until someone comes out of the house, the wife beaters bouncing their spouses off the living room walls, the idiots testing their latest potato cannon out in the back yard, the truckers who respond to the NO AIR BRAKES signs by yanking on the jake brake all the way through town, the ones that park their fully loaded bull wagon in front of my house at 4 AM while they hang out in the Stop 'N Rob eating donuts, the constant fire trucks this time of year when the farmers decide to burn off some weeds without a permit (then go take a nap) and catch 100 acres of corn stubble on fire, the co-op elevator running the dryers all night during harvest so the whole town sounds like an airport runway, and the occasional meth lab explosion.

I think it should be required by law that everyone have at least six roosters, just to drown out all this noise.
 
JeffGu said:
Nearly all animals are noisy. I've been lucky, out here in farm country... folks don't mind the sounds of them.

It's funny. In town, the noises I notice the most are the constant cat fights (nobody around here has their pets neutered or vaccinated, so they're everywhere), the dogs barking, the lawnmowers, the screaming kids, the tweakers fighting and cussing at each other, the occasional gunshots and illegal fireworks, car horns, sirens, dickhead hotrodders who think the secret to long tire life is to squeal them around every corner, the drunks singing as they stagger home, the morons who think a car horn is a doorbell and sit out front blasting it until someone comes out of the house, the wife beaters bouncing their spouses off the living room walls, the idiots testing their latest potato cannon out in the back yard, the truckers who respond to the NO AIR BRAKES signs by yanking on the jake brake all the way through town, the ones that park their fully loaded bull wagon in front of my house at 4 AM while they hang out in the Stop 'N Rob eating donuts, the constant fire trucks this time of year when the farmers decide to burn off some weeds without a permit (then go take a nap) and catch 100 acres of corn stubble on fire, the co-op elevator running the dryers all night during harvest so the whole town sounds like an airport runway, and the occasional meth lab explosion.

I think it should be required by law that everyone have at least six roosters, just to drown out all this noise.
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Man sounds like my kind of place
I enjoyed just reading this
I would love to watch a couple days lol
Where is this place ?
Sounds like a Jerry Springer VR
Closest thing we have to that is Trailer Parks and we work in 8 different ones 1 once a week
It’s constant entertainment
 
JeffGu said:
Nearly all animals are noisy. I've been lucky, out here in farm country... folks don't mind the sounds of them.

It's funny. In town, the noises I notice the most are the constant cat fights (nobody around here has their pets neutered or vaccinated, so they're everywhere), the dogs barking, the lawnmowers, the screaming kids, the tweakers fighting and cussing at each other, the occasional gunshots and illegal fireworks, car horns, sirens, dickhead hotrodders who think the secret to long tire life is to squeal them around every corner, the drunks singing as they stagger home, the morons who think a car horn is a doorbell and sit out front blasting it until someone comes out of the house, the wife beaters bouncing their spouses off the living room walls, the idiots testing their latest potato cannon out in the back yard, the truckers who respond to the NO AIR BRAKES signs by yanking on the jake brake all the way through town, the ones that park their fully loaded bull wagon in front of my house at 4 AM while they hang out in the Stop 'N Rob eating donuts, the constant fire trucks this time of year when the farmers decide to burn off some weeds without a permit (then go take a nap) and catch 100 acres of corn stubble on fire, the co-op elevator running the dryers all night during harvest so the whole town sounds like an airport runway, and the occasional meth lab explosion.

I think it should be required by law that everyone have at least six roosters, just to drown out all this noise.
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Potato canon my bad...
 
Update

I expressed my concern when she came around with the petition. She gave me some back story about the rooster and hens. They are inheriting the flock from his brother. Brother is moving and can't take them along. She said that they've been around the flock at bro's since rooster came in. Their experience was that he made some noise but wasn't a nuisance.

I'll wait n see if he becomes a good neighbor or a hated noise maker.

Some of the citizens here must have learned their neighborly behavior in @JeffGu 's city
 
evo said:
Potato cannons are so amateur. I have a friend, and when he would blow his homemade air horn I could hear it from my house 3 miles away.. damn thing is louder than a train whistle
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Does he have plans available? This is a tempting opportunity to learn neighbourly etiquette JeffGu style..
 
ive got one or two down the road from me

they will NOT shut up, and will make life suck, especially if they are close to you
other than that, they are cool
 
swingdude said:
There are 10 floating through this neighbourhood. They come in my yard and kerp noise anytime of day. People feed them. Insanity. They are so annoying.
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someone brought a dog home from the ballparks near my house, I guess they thought it didnt have a home so they just took it

they let it roam free around the neighborhood, and in peoples yards, if I wanted a dog to crap on my front porch, id get a dog

keep your pets in your yard, they are NOT my responsibility, if I get attacked by it, its gonna go bye bye, like it or not
 
dont know if ive mentioned it, but ive got 9 chickens, lots of eggs, just put an electric fence around the coup because a racoon has been digging around trying to get in
 
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