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rico

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We only have one president at a time, and it is as clear as day that the current one is damaged mentally, physically, and emotionally. Dude can barely drink a glass of water or walk down a ramp, and forget about reciting someone else's words off of a teleprompter in a coherent manner....



 

Bucknut

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I think of it this way:

Trump is an arrogant, petulant dipshit who isn't nearly as smart as he's been led to believe, and who occasionally says very stupid things.

Biden is suffering from dementia. He is very clearly medically unwell. A husk of the man he used to be, who was strikingly unimpressive even in his prime.

I get it, many of you would rather vote for a burlap sack full of week old skunk shit than Trump. But what a choice we have this fall. Something is broken if these two are the best America has to offer. There are 4 guys and 5 ladies on my street who I'd rather vote for.
 
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JeffGu

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Well, since our glorious Kooky Kumquat has decided that it's perfectly safe for our kids to go back to school full time, I guess it's safe to say that Manafort and Cohen will have to go back to prison full time, as well... right?

I mean, clearly, if it's safe for our children, it must be safe for criminals. Or are convicted criminals more important to making 'Merika great than millions of children?
 

Bucknut

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Vastly different infection, transmissibility, underlying morbidity and death rates between adult criminals and school kids. I think you know this.
 

rico

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So we listened to Trump and his merry band of idiot followers and we open up our country too early. Now well over half of America is experiencing rising cover cases, and places like Texas, Florida, and Arizona are seeing their largest daily death tolls...I guess this is what happens when you listen to fools.

Instead of listening to these fools again, maybe we as a nation should defer to science to dictate how and when we open our schools? MAGA
 
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Burrapeg

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. . . Instead of listening to these fools again, maybe we as a nation should defer to science to dictate how and when we open our schools?
Yes, we were making progress in flattening the curve until these dipshites got impatient to get out and get their hair and nails done, and open up the tanning salons, hit the beaches, etc. Shallow, stupid, and selfish just like their president. We could have whipped this damn situation by now, just like a lot of other civilized countries. I am beginning to feel I need to use the term 'civilized' pretty loosely when talking of my own country.
 

JD3000

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Dear Diary 2020 Edition,
In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We might actually still be almost at war with them. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped the f--- out, but then there was this thing happening in China, then Prince Harry and Meghan peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the European Union.
In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.
In March, shit hit the fan. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or Bust, but then Italy shut its whole ass down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic, and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in the US, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, but then the DOW took a shit on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing (I still don’t), but then we were all introduced to Tiger King. (Carol totally killed her husband), and Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.
In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID, but then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April ...
In May, the biblical end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested lockdown measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, but then people forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed Earth.
In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then a whole lot of people realized the South was actually the most unpatriotic thing ever and actually lost the Civil War, and there are a large amount of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for … history reasons ... but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a God-given right (still haven't found that part in the bible or even in the constitution), but then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With the Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT, but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly not that great, but everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works, but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus. Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud, but then I learned of meth-gators, and I'm like that is so not on my f-ing 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worst ever?
In July ... Aliens? Zeus? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self-aware?
 

Jonny

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Well look on the bright side, at least... ummm... fuck.
Thinking about what’s par for the course. He’s gonna win in November, isn’t he?
 
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evo

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Dear Diary 2020 Edition,
In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We might actually still be almost at war with them. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped the f--- out, but then there was this thing happening in China, then Prince Harry and Meghan peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the European Union.
In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.
In March, shit hit the fan. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or Bust, but then Italy shut its whole ass down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic, and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in the US, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, but then the DOW took a shit on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing (I still don’t), but then we were all introduced to Tiger King. (Carol totally killed her husband), and Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.
In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID, but then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April ...
In May, the biblical end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested lockdown measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, but then people forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed Earth.
In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then a whole lot of people realized the South was actually the most unpatriotic thing ever and actually lost the Civil War, and there are a large amount of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for … history reasons ... but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a God-given right (still haven't found that part in the bible or even in the constitution), but then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With the Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT, but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly not that great, but everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works, but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus. Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud, but then I learned of meth-gators, and I'm like that is so not on my f-ing 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worst ever?
In July ... Aliens? Zeus? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self-aware?
Meth gators take on invasive Burmese pythons.

Hunger games becomes a training manual.

Hordes of white liberal Americans raid the weed shops and start screwing in the streets as tanks run them over chasing black folk.

Oklahoma becomes half of a reservation and half a covid prison, with government issued “I’m sorry blankets” distributed to every person in the state.

Trump fires pence, and has an affair with Hillary

More meth gators, murder hornets take a liking to cocaine

The government subsidizes unemployment to India call centers, people can actually get through but complain nothing makes sense.
 

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southsoundtree

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Biden versus Trump.

Who will be more likely to act like a president, listening to advisors instead of being a know it all?
Who will be more likely to fire/ ignore someone during a spoiled brat/ I'm always always always right, megalomaniac tantrum?

Who has to describe themselves as a 'stable genius'? Stable geniuses?
Still waiting for the elementary school, "I'm rubber, your glue..." from the stable conman, I mean genius.


Who an asshole, who can't control himself enough to not actively and openly mock someone's congenital disability? How very presidential!!!
Godwin's Law time. Didn't Hitler want to kill people who were 'lesser' due to disability?
 
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