The Big Dance
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You actually WANT me to bring him?!?! Sorry... I haven't seen him in a long time.
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Yeah. We always had fun with Adam, but if he's MIA oh well.
This comp is so friggin close I can smell it! Oh sorry thats actually me. But the 13th IS close.
Got some tantalizing hints about your special treat, Rob. Rich was a trooper though and wouldn't spill the beans. I tried to get him to talk. Even jammed tubular fids under his fingernails, but not a peep.
To all you out of state competitors,
Don't even bother showing up to this comp. We've been training hard for like the past three days. Ya'll hear me? THREE! Running the footlock treadmill, drinking LOTS of beer to condition for the after party. Blood doping and the injecting the same brand of roids that Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong use. I've watched Bloodsport and Rocky about 20 times in the last week just to get my mind right for this. When we let Chris out of his cage Saturday morning the streets will flow with the blood of the non-belayers!
Lets get it on!
Actually,
I can't wait to see all your smilin faces. You all are going to make this the best comp KY has ever had. The judges and techs are going to make this a smooooth running event, and the out of state competitors are going to teach all us Kentuckians some new tricks and really up the level of quality in all the events. Thank you all so much for coming.
-Cory