You might be an arborist if . . .

[TLHamel]

... you are averse to saying the word "trim". You catch yourself saying things like "man, I need to get my hair pruned". or "prune your fingernails".

 

[evo]

I just did this! I got a sample of climbing line (double braid) and wanted to see how hard it was to splice, so I made our new pooch a leash...


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your dog leash is spliced.

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[Treezybreez]

That was good Brendon, I like the Zing-it laces. I use chain saw pull cord.

 

[easyphloem]

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if people on TB can't stop stalking shlt about you!

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Daniel, You might be an arborist if the ISA actually certifies you as an arborist

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Lol, that one was too easy.


SZ

 

[NeTree]

... You measure things in "chain links" instead of inches.

 

[Daniel]

if you know how to spell "humboldt"

 

[Bucknut]

- You know how to build a restroom out of 2 steel wedges and a tarp

- A flurry of sawdust shooting from your defroster is par for the course

 

[CutHighnLetFly]

your wife gets mad cause "your never looking at the road when your driving, your always looking at the trees. dont you know we have our son in the car? i dont care how tall it is. all you talk about is climbing trees." etc....etc

 

[ginkobalboa]

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your wife gets mad cause "your never looking at the road when your driving, your always looking at the trees. dont you know we have our son in the car? i dont care how tall it is. all you talk about is climbing trees." etc....etc

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Nice first post. This is why I don't like driving.

 

[banjo]

You use trees as excuse to check out girls. I do it all the time! Don't blame me if there happens to be a pretty girl on the same side of the street as a tree!

 

[easyphloem]

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You use trees as excuse to check out girls. I do it all the time! Don't blame me if there happens to be a pretty girl on the same side of the street as a tree!

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Guilty of that.

SZ

 

[treejohn]

There is a pile of used ear plugs on your washing machine, and more sawdust than lint in your dryer.Oh yeah if your ready to punch the next person in the face if they ask if your part squirrel.

 

[evo]

Your 4 year old can ID more trees than most adults, and they give new comers to your house the arbor/garden tour.

 

[PassionForTrees]

I Cant hun, I have to work!!

 

[chewbacca]

If you make correct pruning cuts on your Christmas tree.




I had to make some flush cuts on the bottom of the trunk to get ours to fit in the stand. Don't know why, but it made me cringe a bit.

 

[NickfromWI]

...if after being in your house for 2 weeks, your christmas tree starts to show signs of new growth.

 

[boreality]

..you think it's hilarious that all the customers notice about the impossible removal just completed is "it smells like christmas".

 

[Danimal]

If you think your new arborwear are dress clothes!

If You know your neighbors trees better than you know them!

If You'd be a trillionaire if you had a dollar for evertime someone said the word tree!

 

[flyingsquirrel25]

If you have ever heard a chainsaw, and stepped outside to see your neighbor 10 ft on a ladder cutting branches off his trees. Then quickly proceeded to gather your gear to prevent an accident.

If your neighbors ever have invited you over, for drinks/dinner and you wind up giving a full consult on all of their trees.

 

[Tr33Climb3r]

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your wife gets mad cause "your never looking at the road when your driving, your always looking at the trees. dont you know we have our son in the car? i dont care how tall it is. all you talk about is climbing trees." etc....etc

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Will always be guilty of this.