You might be an arborist if . . .

[Tom Dunlap]

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if you know that a "bending moment" is not related to having a fight with your GF/spouse..

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That is VERY funny!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

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You build arborist equipment out of Lego.

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Legos are strong!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20578627

 

[flyingsquirrel25]

Guilty on all counts

...if friends, family or a perfect stranger has ever approached you with a picture and said "I really like this pine tree, what is it called?"

 

[ginkobalboa]

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Guilty on all counts

...if friends, family or a perfect stranger has ever approached you with a picture and said "I really like this pine tree, what is it called?"

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Love it. I get that specific one a lot.

 

[oceans]

Your girlfriend takes a trip to another state and returns with photos of an unknown company operating with safety violations and poor technique.

 

[ginkobalboa]

...you keep a copy of z133 in the bathroom magazine rack

 

[NeTree]

... Your favorite coffee flavor is "two-stroke".

 

[NeTree]

... You grease your cookie sheets with bar oil.

 

[Bixler]

... you cinch up your garbage bags with a clove hitch

 

[Daniel]

if people on TB can't stop stalking shlt about you!

 

[theXman]

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if people on TB can't stop stalking shlt about you!

[/ QUOTE ]? stalking or talking?

I thought you did stalking, tree buzz did talking.

 

[NickfromWI]

...You pick something up, lift it overhead, carry it across the room and say "HEADACHE" as you walk buy your wife...

 

[RyanCafferky]

You fall asleep reading this thread...waking up just enough to add too it.

 

[SRTsteve860]

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if people on TB can't stop stalking shlt about you!

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Daniel, You might be an arborist if the ISA actually certifies you as an arborist

 

[theXman]

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if people on TB can't stop stalking shlt about you!

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Daniel, You might be an arborist if the ISA actually certifies you as an arborist

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[rockettree]

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...You pick something up, lift it overhead, carry it across the room and say "HEADACHE" as you walk buy your wife...

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Stand Clear!

 

[willbranch]

You yell loose gear when someone walks in on you in the bathroom

 

[brendonv]

Your shoe laces are replaced with Zing-It.

 

[marlinspiker]

your dog leash is spliced.

 

[didjon]

You may be an arborist if you calculate what effect your actions today will have after your dead and buried.

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