You might be an arborist if . . .

[Bixler]

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the first thing you do when you get on craigslist is search for... "stihl"

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[Bixler]

...you dream of a tree climbing video game.

 

[Oxman]

...the telescoping chainsaw muffler has melted the front of your Arborwear.

 

[Riggs]

…. if you give directions to people like , go to down this road take a left at the big Oak , go straight when you see the two pines than take a right , go to the driveway with the arborvitae hedge next to the dead willow ….treeps

 

[markprz]

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...you eat as much as you want and burn as much firewood as you want because they're the only luxuries you can afford.

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Boreality... hit the nail on the head there!

Pass the peas and throw another log on the fire...

 

[woodchucker]

you look at tree that have been trimed bye other people an say didnt take that limb off or u see u tree an be like id love too climb that tree