You might be an arborist if . . .

[tcsafety]

You have an old Stihl ballcap you wear for work, but save the new one for conferences, church, etc.

...same with Arborwear...

 

[Sam Hodgson]

You spend your lunch brake reading the "tree climbers" facebook page to see what others are working on.

 

[Daniel]

Your name is used as a verb referring to falling a tree in a TIGHT DZ..

http://youtu.be/cO00lMK7vKI

 

[Brandon_668]

Happy birtday Sam

 

[scrat]

Wow Guilty of the following as well !!!!

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You get saddle sores.

You think choosing a saw make (Stihl/Husky) is on the same level of importance as choosing religion and/or political party.

You whisper latin names of species under your breath.

You get nervous cleaning your gutters because you're not tied in.

You have a ladder allergy.

You use "Bradford Pear" in place of four letter words.

You use phrases/words in ways that make you incomprehensible to the average joe:
"crotch"
"hooks"
"butt-hitch"
"pole clip"
"blow the top out"
"footlock"
"ropewrench"
"spider legs"
"throwball"
"monkeyfist"
"ISA Certified Arborist"

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[Adkpk]

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Your name is used as a verb referring to falling a tree in a TIGHT DZ..

http://youtu.be/cO00lMK7vKI

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Hilarious!

The Murph: One part balls to two parts who gives shite to one part show me the money.

 

[arborcareman]

Everytime you watch the movie Robinhood and it comes to the part when they yell "to the trees! ", you scream yes and run out the door!

 

[TreeClimberMike]

You have ever had a flying squirrel bounce off your helmet

 

[arborcareman]

When you're at home your wife says, "shouldn't you be out climbing a tree or something?"........

Well, that's what my wife says when I'm home.

 

[matdand]

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There is a pile of used ear plugs on your washing machine, and more sawdust than lint in your dryer.

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You notice that your shopvac stays next to your washer permanently!!!

 

[Bixler]

...you a accidentally wear your foot ascender out to dinner.

 

[Treezybreez]

Bixler, I think you have some explaining to do. Well, at least it wasn't your spurs.

 

[treewhitelock]

you use bar oil for syrup

 

[BigWood]

You can't take Murph seriously without the stihl shirt.

 

[boreality]

...you put up your aerial christmas display with a ground install and removal.

 

[boreality]

...you eat as much as you want and burn as much firewood as you want because they're the only luxuries you can afford.

 

[Brandon_668]

You think you would make a good rock climber because you climb trees for a living!

 

[NickfromWI]

You excitedly show your wife a sling you spliced and say, "Check out what I made in 20 minutes from start to finish."

...And she responds, "That's new hollow braid. That isn't THAT impressive."

 

[Bixler]

... you cut your knuckle with your handsaw while removing mistletoe, and now believe you've been infected with the parasite because of the abnormal growth that forms as your cut heals.

 

[Daniel]

the first thing you do when you get on craigslist is search for... "stihl"