You might be an arborist if . . .

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Wow Guilty of the following as well !!!!

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You get saddle sores.

You think choosing a saw make (Stihl/Husky) is on the same level of importance as choosing religion and/or political party.

You whisper latin names of species under your breath.

You get nervous cleaning your gutters because you're not tied in.

You have a ladder allergy.

You use "Bradford Pear" in place of four letter words.

You use phrases/words in ways that make you incomprehensible to the average joe:
"crotch"
"hooks"
"butt-hitch"
"pole clip"
"blow the top out"
"footlock"
"ropewrench"
"spider legs"
"throwball"
"monkeyfist"
"ISA Certified Arborist"

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There is a pile of used ear plugs on your washing machine, and more sawdust than lint in your dryer.

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You notice that your shopvac stays next to your washer permanently!!!
 
You excitedly show your wife a sling you spliced and say, "Check out what I made in 20 minutes from start to finish."

...And she responds, "That's new hollow braid. That isn't THAT impressive."
 
... you cut your knuckle with your handsaw while removing mistletoe, and now believe you've been infected with the parasite because of the abnormal growth that forms as your cut heals.
 

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