You might be an arborist if . . .

[roxy]

You get a holiday card from the crane company

 

[beechluvr]

you get your chainsaw fixed before your truck with the muffler falling off.

 

[Cameron]

You elbow your wife in bed from trying to start a chainsaw in your dreams.

 

[classictruckman]

[ QUOTE ]
You hear people mention daily that "you must not be afraid of heights"


[/ QUOTE ]

Got a new comeback for that, " No but I'm terrified of widths".

 

[Bixler]

[ QUOTE ]
You elbow your wife in bed from trying to start a chainsaw in your dreams.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL... happens at least once a week!

... I've been meaning to say- You might be an arborist IF you have a favorite tree, but I can't follow you up with that so I'm sure something better will come. Good one Cameron that one hit home.

 

[ward]

[ QUOTE ]
You get a holiday card from the crane company

[/ QUOTE ]

Sooo funny.

.....if the Vermeer salesman calls you in December to see how your secondhand stumpgrinder is still working...

 

[robinia]

...you hate doing hedges.


...you foolishly thought that you would just automatically make for a decent rock climber.

 

[rfwoodvt]

...you call to your family, "Saddle Up Bitches!" as you leave the house to go to school:church:dinner:grandma's

 

[boreality]

..you have a work dog that hates weekends and winter.

..you have a chain sharpening station between your kitchen and living room.

 

[AxeTree]

you have your 200t a silky a pole pruner and hand prunners in your living room perferecting your 13ft tall white spruce merry christmas! everyone

 

[BARPINCHER]

Your dad buys his infant granddaughters each their first "doll". A toy Stihl chainsaw for each because he knew I wouldn't approve of any other kind.

Wife finally approves of my "Eau De Stihl" cologne I wear every day.

You check out load ratings on the accesory biners while waiting in line at Home Cheapo.

You walk thru the chainsaw aisle at the Home Cheapo for a good laugh.

 

[Bixler]

You and your wife wear chainsaw shirts to bed.

You hang ropes in your house.

 

[AspenArbo]

Friends and family start buying Arborwear or ask for your business shirts,sweatshirts,jackets, ect. because of how comfortable/durable it is.

 

[tcsafety]

You see a female climber and actually are checking out her gear and technique...no, honey, really...

 

[banjo]

You can think of at least five old ladies that have a crush on you because you like her trees and plants as much as she does!

 

[boreality]

Oh Banjo your such a nice arborist...that's what she said.

 

[banjo]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh Banjo your such a nice arborist...that's what she said.

[/ QUOTE ]

They call me Ted, but you're right, that is what she said!

 

[Rocks_and_Trees]

...use a throwline to install chrismas lights.

 

[Daniel]

How about this one..

If you think you're the best.......

tree climber

faller

rigger

(Pick one or more)

in your area (if not the world)

or how bout this one:

if you know that a "bending moment" is not related to having a fight with your GF/spouse..

 

[cashmoneytreeboy]

if your a bucket in a bag.