This is the Akimbo

I'm just trying to entertain you guys while you wait for Tree Jeezus to walk on water, rise from the dead, and deliver the Akimbo to his disciples. I'm praying he does it soon, cause I'm getting a little sick of listening to all the pissin' and moanin'.

 
rico said:
while you wait for Tree Jeezus to walk on water, rise from the dead, and deliver the Akimbo to his disciples. I'm praying he does it soon, cause I'm getting a little sick of listening to all the pissin' and moanin'.
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It's not Tree Jeezus were waiting on you cranky old fart, it's UPS, duh!
You're just jealous cause your too cheap to cough up again after taking it up the backside with a bulldog's bone. :LOL:
Your rubber nubbed precious isn't so shiny anymore and your beginning to rust with envy and is shows. :risas:

:crying: pissin' and moanin :crying: pissin' and moanin :crying: pissin' and moanin :crying:
 
I prefer textile/hitches, so I go to the Wench or Hitch Hiker before I grab my BDB.
I have zero interest in owning an Akimbo, plus this grumpy old fucker might not live long enough to actually ever see one!
 
Ignore that grumpy, old stumpfucker. He smells like old growth forest and looks butt ugly in a dress. He doesn't like shiny things because they remind him of handcuffs and the hours he wasted trying to make a shiv by filing down a plastic spoon on the concrete walls.

He also has some bad qualities, too... but I'm not going to mention them because he has huge piles of redwood in his backyard and I'm trying to figure out how to steal it all.
 
rico said:
I'm just trying to entertain you guys while you wait for Tree Jeezus to walk on water, rise from the dead, and deliver the Akimbo to his disciples. I'm praying he does it soon, cause I'm getting a little sick of listening to all the pissin' and moanin'.]
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I like it that you don't piss and moan Rico - as you sell copious amounts of gear with one or no climbs on it. :)

It's probably best you don't buy an Akimbo as you seem not to have learned the fine art of hoarding shiny tree gear. The BDB is too nice a tending device to be kicked to the curb over a new shiny bobble.
 
JeffGu said:
Ignore that grumpy, old stumpfucker. He smells like old growth forest and looks butt ugly in a dress. He doesn't like shiny things because they remind him of handcuffs and the hours he wasted trying to make a shiv by filing down a plastic spoon on the concrete walls.

He also has some bad qualities, too... but I'm not going to mention them because he has huge piles of redwood in his backyard and I'm trying to figure out how to steal it all.
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I'll give you all the free Redwood lumber you want, but you'll have to tell me I look pretty in my new dress ( it matches my Wrench ), and I might ask you to spoon with me a little bit?
 
Raven said:
I got a rapid reply from Wesspur today. They are on the way,, just breathe
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Still on the way to your house?

I ordered one, and 7 came in the box, last week. Been busy doing storm work is an understatement. Haven't had time to post pics or sort out the extras with them.
 
southsoundtree said:
Still on the way to your house?

I ordered one, and 7 came in the box, last week. Been busy doing storm work is an understatement. Haven't had time to post pics or sort out the extras with them.
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I know right, kinda crazy round these parts too. I’m so happy that Wesspur got them early, it’s really been a game changer.
 
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