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Go sit on a fresh pine stump, jerkI almost feel sorry for all you poor mutherfuckers that are still waiting on your shiny new, life altering, libido enhancing, game changing, IQ boosting Akimbo's? May you all climb like you have wings in 2020!
Only if you do it wearing only chaps, absolutely don’t shave your ass for a month first. Make sure the hinge is perfect though, because we demand pictures of your face when you stand up!Not many pines down here in my holler Evo. Will a fresh sappy Fir stump do?
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Not enough Yale bozo.....So based on the manual I can’t use any of my ropes..
Yale Aztec (I know same rope, but not specifically listed)
Tachyon (seriously not on the list?!)
Kernmaster
Velocity (again really?!)
Samson 16 strand..
Guess I’m not a cool kid when it comes to ropes
So based on the manual I can’t use any of my ropes..
Yale Aztec (I know same rope, but not specifically listed)
Tachyon (seriously not on the list?!)
Kernmaster
Velocity (again really?!)
Samson 16 strand..
Guess I’m not a cool kid when it comes to ropes
Well that sucks... who do i talk to to get a rope approved for a 325 lbs climber? And thats before gear...
Good thing I didn't preorder one
I have a hank of Imori too.. my main point is with all the time why such a narrow scope of ropes? I’m fine if they are suggestions, but a product that can only have such a ALLOWED list certainly raises a eyebrow..Nothing personal obviously, but Tachyon has way too much elongation for me to take it seriously. I would not run anything on it, and definitely would not drop $ on an Akimbo if I was going to use it with Tachyon...
I dropped money for KK2s then found that my loggers were too wide in the footbed. I emailed Dale about it and he got to the point - why would I buy carbon fiber gaffs and then stick them on the heaviest bricks I could find? That's what I feel like when I think about pairing an Akimbo with Tachyon.
I almost feel sorry for all you poor mutherfuckers that are still waiting on your shiny new, life altering, libido enhancing, game changing, IQ boosting Akimbo's? May you all climb like you have wings in 2020!
There's nothing wrong with crying dude...The list is just ropes they've tested it on so that they know what weight limit to assign the configuration based on when it starts to slip. It's a cover our ass thing... if you use a rope not on the list and your fat ass slides all the way to the ground because you didn't test the combo yourself, first, they ain't liable for your broken assbone.
Use whatever damn rope you want... just test it at five feet, not fifty feet. I promise you, you'll easily be able to find a rope that will work. Most half-inch ropes, I couldn't get my 200 lb. ass to budge the thing more than a foot before it just held me there. Slack tending might not be as smooth, but then, neither is a RW/hitch combo.
The listed weight limits are when the rope slips, not when the device breaks. You aren't going to break anything but your ass with it, and only if you have a "here, hold my beer and watch this" moment.
But, hey... if y'all want to panic and start crying, already... I'm ok with that. Increases everybody else's odds of getting one early on, if all the chubbies freak out and cancel their orders.
Increases everybody else's odds of getting one early on, if all the chubbies freak out.
I want to see a video of that! I bought a hank of sterling htp 1/2” and had the same issue with the wrench. Cablely and heavy as f too. But I’m 165 in soaking wet woolYou know, I have a 1/2" rope that might be a good one to try, if you're a big feller... KM 3 Max, the big, blue & white one. That thing is fatter than my 16-strand 1/2" ropes. I couldn't get anything to work on that, SRT. I even used a RW and hitch with it, and it worked but would sometimes just come to a stop on descent. At the time, I was 230 with gear. I took the hitch cord off and descended with just RW, tether, pulley and 'biner. I was laughing my ass off. I use the rope for a speedline, now.
It didn't work at all with the GoFundMe Akimbo, but the RE one handles 1/2" ropes, so it might be worth a try. If I pick up the RE Akimbo, I'll try it. I can strap some logs to my harness to increase my weight, if it looks promising.