Life in the temperate zone...

Damnit. Wanted to see a woodchuck to the face extraction with muffled profanity and screaming as medics try to hold you down and get the little bugger off of you like that scene in Alien.

Oh well.
 
We may have to deal with the possibility the IKEA has become self-aware.

Just like Skynet only these Terminators will look like they're constructed of crappy furniture.
 
As far as I know, Gu has all of his teeth and generally avoids mud wrestling with snapping turtles. Thats not to say he hasn't spent some time in Appalachia living the high life.
 
The turtle thing is kinda gehy ..... but check out the one with the skunks and I think he goes after some woodchucks too hard to tell if it was staged or just that re tah did

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I've found that nearly all ferocious animals will run from a Hoover vacuum cleaner. I'm thinking of trying an electric toothbrush, just to see how that works. Much easier to carry up a tree than a vacuum cleaner.
 
Damn hippy. Burning flags, again, are you?

I'm going to start up the fire pit in the front yard and grab some hotdogs. I have some single-barrel whiskey that needs to be released from the confines of its bottle.
 
On this day, shortly after Moses defeated the Medusa, our Founding Fathers, having just completed constructing the Statue of Liberty, defeated the Communist Russian forces at the Battle of Lake Titicaca. Later that day they had Betsy Rose hung on the charges of treason for disseminating fake patriotic paraphernalia.
 
Unfortunetly, no. I've been working out in this gawd awful heat, building new rabbit hutches. I have a doe about to kindle... she should have them tomorrow night or the night after. Got her galvanized palace built, and brought her here to the house. Want to get more hutches built before I bring the other ones home. We've been keeping them at the shop in Stromsburg, but apparently they have a huge fear of ferocious bunnies escaping captivity and going on a murderous rampage. Their new Nuisance Officer (and man, does he live up to that title) has interpreted their ordinance against livestock in town to include rabbits. What a load of shit.

So, I've been working right up until it's too dark to see, building these hutches. Neighbors think I'm building badger dwellings. No such thing as overkill... stupid bunnies will chew those cheapass farm store hutches into sawdust, and every raccoon, dog, cat, coyote, fox, mink and disoriented bear in the area will tear the cages up trying to get a free lunch. So, I build them accordingly. Takes me a long time, costs a bundle and the heat is killing me... but, I won't have to repair or rebuild them in my lifetime.

The things we do for a pot of hasenpfeffer and some fried rabbit.
 
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