Life in the temperate zone...

Cmon @JeffGu...this could be us!!! Taking on all the bad dudes out there. Trust me , I know bad dudes.
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Super Slappy Nuts Man has also joined the cause.
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These fiendish villians have to go down man. The people need us man.
 
Embrace your powers and desire to get those bad, bad dudes out there.

Like the people that make those Mountain Dew commercials. They gotta go.
 
I don't know, man. This is pretty radical stuff you're proposing, here. I mean, the whole good guy crap is just so 1980's and I've been doing so much better since I've learned to embrace my inner whacko, sinister, psychotic clown. I enjoy the freedom my lifestyle gives me, and the time spent in the great outdoors... walking in the woods late at night with my rabid dog, sharpening my axe, drinking root beer schnapps straight from the bottle. Sure, dragging the bodies back and forth gets a bit tiresome, and the constant digging and looking for heavy rocks along the lakeshore to weigh down the garbage bags is rather boring... but all in all, it's a laid back lifestyle that lets me spend some quality time with the voices in my head.

I think you're spending too much time with your hipster friends... smoking banana peels, drinking Mexican donkey piss and humping unicorns.

I sure miss the old days, though.

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When they're done pushing fluids and electrolytes and finished your shock therapy, perhaps you'll have come to your senses. Weve got work to do. We're not planning an ice cream social with a hand holding sing along, this is serious shit.

I'm just a dude trying to impale some bad dudes, drink some blood, get the Order of the Dragon up and running again, and live forever.
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The Hipster Collective is plotting another vegan farmers market and "vintage" typewriter and other crap yard sale and I plan on putting a glorious end to it all.
They're multiplying now...
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Is anti-hipster the new hipster? Is that mainstream enough? To hell with it. I like flannel. And real beer.cash-front.webp
John is down with the cause. He's back and he is NOT happy.
 
You know, an evil clown toting a flame thrower and a chainsaw is not a bad look. Could start a new fashion trend, by accident, but I must admit that the possibilities intrigue me. So, you're saying that we could convert the whole "Super Hero" concept into something more entertaining and useful to society merely by twisting our murderous, law breaking and psychotic tendencies into an "alternative perspective" for the media types? Not unlike the manner in which the current political power brokers are turning "truth" into "bullshit and lies" merely by saying crap like, "The jury is still out on what constitutes truth."

In a world where sensible, intelligent people populate the planet I would have to call bullshit on that notion... but, considering current events, I'm thinking you could be on to something. There could be a whole new flow to the cosmic juices happening, that could give feasibility to such a plan. Perhaps striking while the iron is hot could give us free reign to slaughter hipsters and corporate public relations people with reckless abandon. Could be some good times involved with that.

I may have to give this deranged fantasy of yours some more thought.
 
See, you got caught up in the happy-crappy old school truth justice and the Merican way of how super heroes used to be portrayed. We aint teaching kids to use the cross walk and eat lots of veggies.
 
My accomplice in my last crime spree... er... I mean, my apprentice in training... *stupid autocorrect!* ... has been trying on some new faces, looking for that perfect evil minion or superhero sidekick appeal that's popular with the kids. In the interests of gender equality, political correctness, women's rights and late night entertainment, I thought it would be prudent to be more inclusive with our selection of apprentice/minion types. However, I'm a little concerned that her choice of the name "Barely Legal Beaver" doesn't really have much of that Super Hero sound to it. Still, I think I can work with her.

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Would you settle for pigeons? That pigeon poo can take the fight right out of a mob of hipsters.
"OMFG! Bitch, now I have to go home and wash my Rock Hudson designer jeans with the button-down flap in the back, and my ironic beard has poop in it!"
 
I dont know...I was really feeling someone who could summon flying dinosaurs. Dragons would work even better.

How bout a cyborg too?
 
Wow... talk about the freakish surprise of the year... got up this morning and found Morel mushrooms growing right next to the downspout thats right next to the front steps.
What are the odds? I've never even heard of that happening. Six of them. Gently sauteed in butter... a hint of sea salt and black pepper... pure heaven.

And, I didn't have to scour the banks of the Platte and Loup rivers to find them. Some days, the Gods of Tasty Shit are just shining on your ass.

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Oh man, pseodofed and beer is a weird combo. I can breath now but dont know if I should run laps around the block or take a nap.
 
And see what happens when you appease the woodland nymphs? They come bearing gifts of yummy fungi. Not to mention insatiable wanton desires with mead under the moonlight...

Then again, that warrior-priestess-goddess friend of yours slaughtered most of the poor gals from here to Albuquerque so the pickings may be slim from here on out.

Oh well, live and learn.
 
This week's sign that the end is nigh...Columbus will soon have an Ikea. This is gonna be a shit show come opening day.

I'm fully stocked with beer, food, and smokes so I'll come out of the burning carnage alright but this may be a job for a crew of rag tag pseudo heroes if there ever was one. Of course we need a team name, theme song, and more members who will actually show up but this could become priority #1 before the scourge spreads to other innocent areas.

XM now has a Beatles channel so maybe all is well afterall.
 
Bet they party.

Here's the thing. The city PD is planning on closing the ramps to two MAJOR streets up that way to redirect traffic for the opening few days. These areas are home to a huge mall, numerous businesses, and corporate headquarters. Hell, Chase Bank has 12,000 employees alone up that way for starters. Also, this is on the major north/south freeway here and right by the outerbelt. It's going to be a nightmare.
 
I'm not sure "Here Comes the Sun" or "Mean Mr. Mustard" can offset the damage caused by cheap, Chinese furniture and that... whatever that was. I'm a bit worried about your collection of obscure, nauseating video footage. Keep in mind that superhero costumes rarely ever resemble what those YMCA/NMKY people were wearing. I assume that "NMKY" means "never mind the K-Y jelly" or something else that's creepy as hell.

I also assume that by "nightmare" you mean "clusterfuck", right?
 
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