Life in the temperate zone...

...fungus gnats...

I thought we were done with the sexually transmitted insect infestations. By the way, love the (rather appropriate) Hannibal Lecter avatar. Quite possibly the finest character development in the history of film, and one that carried well into the sequels. That's hard to do. He's also a personal hero of mine, regardless of his fictitious nature. Something to aspire to. A role model for the connoisseur of crazy.
 
Defenestration scene... classic. Although, I believe Jacopo de' Pazzi was actually tied to a heavy table, then thrown out of the window. Details. Murder with historical perspective and significance is alway preferable to some blasé crap about killing tourists to make sausage.
 
Well, yeah. Hell, come on by, Hannibal... we'll have some wine, share a recipe or two... talk about the good old days, before DNA testing and surveillence cameras.
 
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64° out so we took the boys to the park to blow off some steam and I found the chickweed in bloom. That's not TOO wacky as it's been a warm winter and I believe this weed is a winter annual.
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Life in the Temperate Zone.
 
Spent the day chipping brush... was about 38* ~ 42* F'nheit, here. Hope it holds up, I got at least two more days worth of brush chipping and firewood hauling to do.
I have eight removals lined up for spring, already. And I told these people up in Columbus (yes, we have one here, too) that I'd start building their fence first thing in spring. Crap, I need to clone myself a few times.
 
Do we have to have another discussion about your exploits and experiments regarding cloning yourself? The Gu Army sent to mine diamonds up in Canada was an unmitigated disaster and my truck hasnt smelled the same since.

And dont get me started on what you've already done to the space time continuum. Them butterfly wings gonna keep flappin' my friend.
 
Jason, you know perfectly well why your truck smells like that. It wasn't me who said, "Oh, look at the pretty sheep! Let's give her a ride!"

I've been thinking about that whole space time continuum thing. What's if it's not actually a continuum. What if it's more of a finite, limited lifetime warranty kind of thing, ending in a brick wall sudden stop. Purely coterminous with the whims of whichever jackass happens to be wondering, "Gee... I wonder what this red button that says NUKE on it, does?" I think you know which jackass will be the likely culprit. The Cheeto in Chief... because, you know, Orange is the New Barack.
 
I'm sticking to the theory that our journey to '63 coulda went a hell of a lot better. We just HAD to go into the burger joint in Dover, Maine.

Dallas certainly turned into a train wreck dumpster fire too.
"We've got time! One more lap dance!"
Late as usual.
 
I've been thinking about all the discussions that inevitably come up regarding what you should, and should not do, when rigging. Nobody ever seems to mention which link in the rigging chain you want to be the weakest one. They go on about which ones you can't do much about (the main anchor limb) or which one failed on them when they thought that 2,000 lb. chunk of wood was only 500 lbs. but they seldom express any real grasp of the notion that planning a rigging setup isn't just about choosing components that work well when everything goes as planned... it's also about trying to control the results when everything blows up in your face and the proverbial shit hits the fan.

I've always tried to pick the one component of each rigging system that I believe will cause the least damage when Murphy strikes. That can vary, depending on what it is you're doing that day, but there is almost always one part of the system that is more expendable than the others... and that will induce the least amount of damage when it breaks.

That seems to be, so much of the time, the point of attachment for the piece you're attempting to get to the ground. So, if you can buy a ten-pack of 40kN steel carabiners for a price that works out to be $11.20 each (I have gotten them that cheap) then this is a small price to pay. I don't want the rope, anchor, friction device or tree to fail, so the carabiner is a logical choice for the weak link. If the anchor point (limb) fails, then you have a lot more stuff than just the load coming down. If the rope fails, that's going to hurt First National of Billfold a whole lot more than a broken, $12 carabiner.

Of course, you still try to stay within the limits of your weakest link, but when that doesn't quite turn out the way you expected... it seems to me that having the results turn out pretty much as you would expect makes it a lot easier to focus on minimizing the damage. Like keeping anything/anyone from being under the load, which you should be doing, anyway. Having to worry about what's under the anchor, or a rigging line redirect, or who will get busted upside the head when a portawrap goes flying... none of that should be a constant distraction. There should be an expected, probable weak link that gives you a much better chance of predicting the results of a misjudged load size or unexpected shock load.

Personally, I like that weak link to be quite a bit under the rating of everything else in the system. I've even used cheap, $8 aluminum screw-link carabiners with my 1/2" systems... just to be sure that it breaks instead of something else.
 
...diet coke is an abomination to my senses...

DIET: A hypothetically feasible assumption that if you remove any resemblance to flavor, nutrition or quality from everything you eat or drink, that you will lose weight.

Well, if I duct tape your mouth shut, tie you up and throw you down the cellar stairs, you will eventually lose a LOT of weight, and REAL FAST, too.
 

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