Life in the temperate zone...

Ann Arbor isn't on the coast is it?
You didn't seriously just ask that, did you? You don't even know where your enemy is, and you're only a few hours away? Google it!

Or, it's on Route 23 (yes, THAT Route 23!) an hour north of Toledo, which as the guy from 5 states away in Nebraska knows and yet you don't, puts it an hour west of the Motorcity.
 
Tongue in cheek wishful thinking that rolling boulders of ice were pummeling the booger defenses of the Harbaugh house.

Jiminy Cricket told me I could make wishes upon a star.
 
Now...how would your average Huskers fan handle himself in Columbus?

Go running for the Ag and Cattle labs on West Campus?
Investigate the local Furry scene?

I wonder.
 
Well...my college experience can now be classified as Amateur Hour. Your university days must have been interesting.

In between stays at the state penitentiary psych ward of course.
 
Finally got around to reading your dissertation. Unusal place for such a thing to be published but you should be applauded for your provoking if not unconventional work.
INTERSPECIES.webp
 
Highly trained farm dog..

After about half a dozen failed attempts, I finally told him, "Look, you stupid mutt... I'm only going to show you this one more time!"

In between stays at the state penitentiary psych ward of course.

Of course. But, hey.. those were the days, eh? Good times.

Are you getting these ice storms? Tree limbs falling all over the place, cars up and down the highway in the ditch, wires down... this is some silly ass, bogus crap. I'm going to actually have to break out the chain saws tomorrow and fuel 'em up. Getting calls, already.
 
Finally got around to reading your dissertation.
I meant to applaud your research more extensively earlier but hogs need fed, walls needed built, pussy cats needed grabbed...

But I digress. I was quite perplexed at first as to why you included a youtube link to your avant garde rendition of Madonna's "Material Girl" but your brought it all back home by tying into "meat" of your arguement later.

Your work into improving the virility and amorous activities of bovines and dromedaries was frankly quite moving. A serum containing simply Red Faygo, crushed Funyuns, and pine wilt nematodes? Who comes up with that???

You do. A scholar, gentleman, and giant amongst fungus gnats.
 

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