Life in the temperate zone...

[JD3000]

These folks say throw in some rocks and put on a sweater.

 

[hseII]

These folks say throw in some rocks and put on a sweater.
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They are so pretty, especially the one in front.

Just Say No To Rocks

 

[JeffGu]

I haven't had one of those in years. Completely forgot about that drink.

Those are some stylin' Inuit folks, there. If I could buy stuff like that here, for less than what my house cost me, I'd be a fashionable sum'bitch.

 

[JeffGu]

Just Say No To Rocks

Ok, your subliminal message worked. I'm heading for the rum bottle and some of the wife's Pepsi. I'll skip the rocks on the first one, since the warmer-upper should always be swallowed in a single gulp, like a shot.

 

[JD3000]

They are so pretty, especially the one in front.

Just Say No To Rocks

Nah mate...
THIS is a drink.

 

[JD3000]

Ya need a proper pint glass and a complete disregard for what is considered an "acceptable" amount of bourbon for this drink. Ginger beer, not ginger ale too.

 

[JeffGu]

I decided, screw Hannibal Lecter, I'm going with the Eskimo girl and include the rocks.

 

[JD3000]

I also noticed how pretty she was. Trip to upper Canada anyone?

 

[JeffGu]

I couldn't find a jigger... so I used the 5 second rule. Turn the bottle upside down over the glass and count to five. A dash of Coke to take the edge off.

 

[JeffGu]

Trip to upper Canada anyone?

As long as we don't have to drive through any stinky ass Ohio cities, I'm in!

 

[JD3000]

Apparently you've never been through Gary Indiana. Phew.

 

[JeffGu]

Somebody fix @hsell a drink. He's going to need it, if he's reading this thread.

 

[JD3000]

The whole thing?

Yeah...a taller glass may be needed.

And a therapist.

 

[JeffGu]

...through Gary Indiana...

Don't remember. I know I stopped in Elkfart, Indiana a few times. I was underwhelmed.

 

[JeffGu]

When did you start wearing glasses?

 

[JD3000]

Yeah, place in Elkfart know for their blue waffles. NOT what one would expect at a dining establishment.

 

[JeffGu]

The Amish folks drive their mule carts and horsedrawn wagons down the highway. Kinda slows traffic down, a bit.

 

[JD3000]

Yeah Amish hookers screw up traffic for everyone.

 

[JeffGu]

I guess that's why there was lipstick and lacy panties on the mules. I had no idea there were Amish pimps out there.

 

[JD3000]

Yeah, they have meetings at the blue waffle place. Talk about culture shock. Bought a slutty mule and rode it hard the hell out of there.