Life in the temperate zone...
- Thread starter JeffGu
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JeffGu
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It snowed. There was no day to ruin. I stayed in all day, other than a brief run to the bank. I was in and out before the alarms went off.
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
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- Osceola, Nebraska
JeffGu
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Umm... the DickMobile? Really?
JeffGu
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"Captain Peckerwood", and his trusty sidekick, "Woody".... nah, I don't see it.
Has the Buzz been acting slow and having loading problems lately? I dont think it's my phone as nothing else is acting up but I suppose it's still a posibility.
You're being far to dismissive to this duo idea. Super heroes get meals comped at local eateries too!
You're being far to dismissive to this duo idea. Super heroes get meals comped at local eateries too!
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
Phallic burritos?
Dude... really... you're scarin' me, now...
Dude... really... you're scarin' me, now...
JeffGu
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And, yes.. this is a slow, clunky site. Looks like shared hosting and excessive bandwidth throttling.
You've got him on the ropes JD. Don't let up. I think you've found his soft spot !
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RD...5kw¶ms=OAFIAVgG&v=IQfwgzoiq4c&mode=NORMAL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RD...5kw¶ms=OAFIAVgG&v=IQfwgzoiq4c&mode=NORMAL
But it does beget the question, "what keeps the Gu up at night?" I dont mean the normal stuff like nuclear apocalypse, collapse of the global economy, or a pit viper coming up through the plumbing while you're on the throne and biting down on yer biscuits. I mean those weird irrational fears people have.
Fear of cartoon? Nah, hes got a thing for Daisy Duck but who doesnt? It's them tail feathers right?
Alternative lifesyles and unique forms of human congress? Cant be that. His diverse and eclectic array of "adults only" media is legendary.
I don't think it's a Johnson in general either. I'm reminded of Ron White saying "Do you like to watch when the guy is tiny and flaccid?"
Perhaps it's something like this...
Or this...
Take this you fiendish villian!!!
Fear of cartoon? Nah, hes got a thing for Daisy Duck but who doesnt? It's them tail feathers right?
Alternative lifesyles and unique forms of human congress? Cant be that. His diverse and eclectic array of "adults only" media is legendary.
I don't think it's a Johnson in general either. I'm reminded of Ron White saying "Do you like to watch when the guy is tiny and flaccid?"
Perhaps it's something like this...
Or this...
Take this you fiendish villian!!!
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
Is there actually a phobia associated with sausage shaped items? I don't think I have it. The human hand is, oddly enough, still curved to accept such cylindrical shapes comfortably. Since we don't shit through feathers or hoot all night (well, most of us don't, anyway) it would seem that this adaptation is for some purpose other than hanging out in trees or selling Weiner Schnitzel from the back of a donkey cart. I've always suspected that Stonehenge was actually the site of Druid wankfests and circle jerks.
With your extensive research into the wanking habits... er... habitats of Wood Nymphos and assorted mythical goat/beaver hybrids, @JD3000, I feel that you're the expert and should be consulted. I concede that my studies on unique forms of human congress have been exactly that... human, not farm animal... and I am therefore wholly unqualified to comment on the broader spectrum of wanking contrivances and methodology to which you might hold an advanced degree of knowledge. If you could just make me an appointment, I think we can get to the root of my problem. Or the problem of my roots, or whatever it is that needs to be sorted out. I assume your office is fully stocked with exotic, imported beers and a selection of cheese snacks?
Whether or not your "roots" have been degraded by an ascomycete, we'll address these knowledge holes of yours with my new experimental therapy sessions. I would suggest arriving well rested. Dont worry, topical triazole anti-fungal creams are in-stock at my offices.
The beer shall flow like wine, the women flock like the salmon of Capestrano, but I will fight tooth and nail over my cheesy poofs.
The beer shall flow like wine, the women flock like the salmon of Capestrano, but I will fight tooth and nail over my cheesy poofs.
Rarely. British and Belgian for sure, occasionally a dark and hearty German. Most continental lagers I find to be lousy.
More American craft than anything.
