The meme pics for product arrival are burning a hole through my hard drive, trying to find their way to the interwebs. Camera battery is charged. Canopy anchor and a half dozen SRT lines are lying next to the front door. "CRIME SCENE" tape is installed around the perimeter of a cottonwood tree in the park. Threw my hat on a shelf and climbing helmet is hanging on the hook on the door. Wear my harness to bed, in case the delivery guy shows up real early in the morning. Post Office has been informed that if they lose any packages addressed to me, there will be bloodshed. Figured out how to set off the town's air raid siren, just to make sure there's no traffic between my house and the park. Got the "PARK CLOSED DUE TO TOXIC RADIATION LEAK" sign all made up and ready to drop off at the entrance.
But really, there's no hurry... as long as it gets here by sometime yesterday.