TimBr
Official Well Known Greeter
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- Northern Virginia
Life in the temperate zone...
- Thread starter JeffGu
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I feel as though the assistant principle and the dean of students have put us on "Double Secret Probation."
Not a new sensation by any means as I've been in this neighborhood before many times but I still wonder if I shouldnt post that Glenlivet and psilocybin meatloaf recipe or not...
Not a new sensation by any means as I've been in this neighborhood before many times but I still wonder if I shouldnt post that Glenlivet and psilocybin meatloaf recipe or not...
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
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- Osceola, Nebraska
Scotch and 'shrooms... screw the meatloaf, I think you might be onto a new cocktail drink sensation!
It all makes so, sooooooo much more sense now.
You're Mothership is on it's way here to pick you up from your data-gathering mission, isn't it?
This mystery object may be our first visitor from another solar system
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/us/mystery-object-solar-system-trnd/index.html
You're Mothership is on it's way here to pick you up from your data-gathering mission, isn't it?
This mystery object may be our first visitor from another solar system
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/us/mystery-object-solar-system-trnd/index.html
I know a mystery solving gang you may remember. They always bring around this burned out hippy type and an old and largely incontinent great dane however.
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
I think the wife chucked another beer can over her shoulder while out driving her broom. Damn astronomers are either calling her a litterbug or making some crazy claims about intergalactic terrorists.
Gotta applaud the altitude...er...inter-planetary orbit rather, that she's achieved on that damn thing. And to think she's usually drunker than 10 monkeys and puts up with you for a day a week or so.
To think it's almost that most magical and joyful day of the year. Sent ya case of this for Dia de los Muertos. Ikea had them for some reason.
These two were out in the woods looking for some fun. Sent 'em your way for the festivities before they caught scent of any innocent Wood Nymphs.
To think it's almost that most magical and joyful day of the year. Sent ya case of this for Dia de los Muertos. Ikea had them for some reason.
These two were out in the woods looking for some fun. Sent 'em your way for the festivities before they caught scent of any innocent Wood Nymphs.
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
That's some hot babes, for sure. You checked their ID right? That last one you sent my way almost landed me in jail for statutory necrophelia.
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So this just happened this evening.
We were gonna have some leftovers for dinner, in this case a good thing, Mex slow cooked shredded chicken tacos, so I wanted to run to Kroger to get some more refried beans, Spanish rice, etc and some beer. I turn into an appropriate aisle and there she is in all her glory. Fat, dishelved, and all kinds if WT ugly. Frumpy dirty and poor-fitting sweatpants, 35 year old filthy winter coat from Wally World, and so help me god, mismatched colored socks with worn out elastic. More germane to the story, she's the classic "block the whole aisle while studying the pudding and get in everyone's way" kinda lady. Apparently, making the optimal processed fatty dessert selection was really important to this pre-diabetic tub of goo. Knowing my destination is beyond her, I push my cart forward to try to get around her. I get close and say "Excuse me" and give her the "can I get around you?" kinda look. She looks right at me and just scoffs while making the old "can you believe this bullshit" ugly kinda look. More importantly, she didn't move and inch and went back to pondering Jello brand vs Kroger brand pudding desserts. Meanwhile, guy dressed like me in outdoor work clothes is also about to try getting around her from the opposite direction and is watching my little interaction with a bemused look on his face. Not wanting to disappoint my audience...and frankly I had shit to do...I walk over, move her cart out of her flaccid and lumpy hands over to the pudding side of the aisle. (I figured it was her natural habitat anyway.) I the proceeded to walk by her with my cart. Carhart guy is watching and grinning at this point. I get a few steps and hear "You're an Asshole!" with that lovely Ohio WT inflection. Look back and she's red faced and practically shaking. I bare my teeth and hiss at her like a psycho jungle cat with a proper double bird display. Carhart guy starts rolling at this point and says "Oh man...that made my day man" and comes over to give me the rock. I went about the rest of my shopping and headed home to make dinner.
We were gonna have some leftovers for dinner, in this case a good thing, Mex slow cooked shredded chicken tacos, so I wanted to run to Kroger to get some more refried beans, Spanish rice, etc and some beer. I turn into an appropriate aisle and there she is in all her glory. Fat, dishelved, and all kinds if WT ugly. Frumpy dirty and poor-fitting sweatpants, 35 year old filthy winter coat from Wally World, and so help me god, mismatched colored socks with worn out elastic. More germane to the story, she's the classic "block the whole aisle while studying the pudding and get in everyone's way" kinda lady. Apparently, making the optimal processed fatty dessert selection was really important to this pre-diabetic tub of goo. Knowing my destination is beyond her, I push my cart forward to try to get around her. I get close and say "Excuse me" and give her the "can I get around you?" kinda look. She looks right at me and just scoffs while making the old "can you believe this bullshit" ugly kinda look. More importantly, she didn't move and inch and went back to pondering Jello brand vs Kroger brand pudding desserts. Meanwhile, guy dressed like me in outdoor work clothes is also about to try getting around her from the opposite direction and is watching my little interaction with a bemused look on his face. Not wanting to disappoint my audience...and frankly I had shit to do...I walk over, move her cart out of her flaccid and lumpy hands over to the pudding side of the aisle. (I figured it was her natural habitat anyway.) I the proceeded to walk by her with my cart. Carhart guy is watching and grinning at this point. I get a few steps and hear "You're an Asshole!" with that lovely Ohio WT inflection. Look back and she's red faced and practically shaking. I bare my teeth and hiss at her like a psycho jungle cat with a proper double bird display. Carhart guy starts rolling at this point and says "Oh man...that made my day man" and comes over to give me the rock. I went about the rest of my shopping and headed home to make dinner.
TCtreeswinger
Branched out member
Don't talk about my mom like that
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- Retired in Minneapolis
LOL!
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
I am suitably impressed with your handling of the situation... the correct amount of righteous indignation, clever manipulation of the physical situation, and a hint of that, "I could have done something nastier" left hanging in the air. The only thing you could have done better, just to add some icing to the shit cake, was to tell the store manager:
"If you're going to let these walking blubber factories in the store, the least you could do is mount some f*cking harpoons to the shopping carts!"
Just sayin'....
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Oven roast can be good...adequate.
Cooked over charcoal with some chunks of fruitwood can approach Devine!
Here's a stuffing recipe to try
Half real wild rice. From the lakes on Minnesota not paddy grown by agribusiness
Half brown rice
Don't use water. Use spicy V8 jacked up with more garlic, hot peppers and onions
Cook until the water is about ⅔ absorbed or the brown rice is half cooked
Leave covered on the stove to finish hydrating
About on hour or ¾ before the turkey is done stuff it with the rice
If there's more rice stuffing wrap it in foil, poke some steam holes in it and put it to cook with the stuffed turkey. You can mix the two together or serve seperatly
Whenever I've made this there might be turkey left over but never any stuffing
Cooked over charcoal with some chunks of fruitwood can approach Devine!
Here's a stuffing recipe to try
Half real wild rice. From the lakes on Minnesota not paddy grown by agribusiness
Half brown rice
Don't use water. Use spicy V8 jacked up with more garlic, hot peppers and onions
Cook until the water is about ⅔ absorbed or the brown rice is half cooked
Leave covered on the stove to finish hydrating
About on hour or ¾ before the turkey is done stuff it with the rice
If there's more rice stuffing wrap it in foil, poke some steam holes in it and put it to cook with the stuffed turkey. You can mix the two together or serve seperatly
Whenever I've made this there might be turkey left over but never any stuffing
JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
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- Osceola, Nebraska
I'm going to try this. It sounds really good!
I found a rather large flock of wild turkeys (the animal, not the bourbon) along the Platte River, yesterday. It's possible that one of them could have a bad accident, or something, and end up in the oven.
I found a rather large flock of wild turkeys (the animal, not the bourbon) along the Platte River, yesterday. It's possible that one of them could have a bad accident, or something, and end up in the oven.
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
Happy holidays to you, buddy. Next year, we should invite some turkeys.. er, arborists... to your house for booze, hookers, and a large ham. Or something. I'm going to try to get out more, next year. As in, out of this freakin' state. One more cloud of Go Big Red balloons floats over the state, and I'm likely to lose it.
Im game man.
I've smoked turkey twice with hickory and mesquite. First time I left it on too long cuz I had a house full of kids and family and just forgot about the bird. Not bad, real smokey but kinda dry. Second time I nailed it after doing some reading on a pit master's website. A nice and long seasoned brining folowwed by a hotter and faster smoking than you would use for a big hunk of pork or brisket.
Slice of heaven
I've smoked turkey twice with hickory and mesquite. First time I left it on too long cuz I had a house full of kids and family and just forgot about the bird. Not bad, real smokey but kinda dry. Second time I nailed it after doing some reading on a pit master's website. A nice and long seasoned brining folowwed by a hotter and faster smoking than you would use for a big hunk of pork or brisket.
Slice of heaven
Not a big fan of the old Husker Nation are ya?
Hard times for the program, folks basically following the museum piece of a team that once was. Bo Pelini was at least entertaining there for a while. Batshit crazy, but entertaining.
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
Yeah, the fans are wishing they had him back, after offering to shoot him while he was here.
Personally, I thought they were stupid to dump Solich, who had a 58W/19L record. One conference title. That wasn't good enough for them, and it's been straight downhill to the bottom, ever since. Millions of dollars paid out for the privilege of sucking cold donkey dicks and sitting in $75 seats to watch $2 football.
But then, the whole idea of paying grown men to play kiddie games is a bit silly to me.
Personally, I thought they were stupid to dump Solich, who had a 58W/19L record. One conference title. That wasn't good enough for them, and it's been straight downhill to the bottom, ever since. Millions of dollars paid out for the privilege of sucking cold donkey dicks and sitting in $75 seats to watch $2 football.
But then, the whole idea of paying grown men to play kiddie games is a bit silly to me.
