Life in the temperate zone...

TimBr · Oct 11, 2016

@JeffGu; I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop holding back, and just tell us all how you really feel. We can take it.

Tim

Steve Connally · Oct 11, 2016

Walmart represents all that's evil.

JD3000 · Oct 11, 2016

Ground hornets. Concentrated hell fire evil. Found me a nice nest today. They DO NOT like their nest being soil injected with fert and humates.

Bastards.

JeffGu · Oct 11, 2016

JD3000 said:
They DO NOT like their nest being soil injected with fert and humates.

I bet they don't.... they seem to get pissy if you just happen to walk by their nest, minding your own business.

JD3000 · Oct 12, 2016

I keep bottles of nail polish remover in the truck just for their kind. Let them calm down, drop in opened bottle, walk away.

JD3000 · Oct 14, 2016

Hey Jeff,
Could Tim Tebow heal my shoulder and knee just by touching them?
Apparently he cures seizures and what not now.

JD3000 · Oct 14, 2016

JeffGu · Oct 14, 2016

Whenever anyone playing "professional" sports... a euphamism for grown men getting paid to play kiddie games... wants to lay hands on me, I like to assume it might be some sort of locker room foreplay shit, not a serious attempt to cure what ails me. I'm thinking it could be a hoax. Tell him you have AIDS and venereal warts, and see if he still wants to lay hands on you for the mystical cure.

JD3000 · Oct 14, 2016

Bangkok Baddies?
Herpamidarhea?
Heal me Tim

JD3000 · Oct 17, 2016

Hey Jeff,
Why is sunday the day to do my best pooping? Like clock work, it's BM city over here.

JeffGu · Oct 17, 2016

Oddly enough, there's so much total shit being pumped out on any given Sunday, that your contributions only seem natural. If you're not convinced that there is no god, then you'll need to invent your own. I suggest you build a huge golden statue of a turd, and make burnt offerings.

JD3000 · Oct 17, 2016

Im a Browns fan, I know all too well. Sunday super pooper heathens.

JD3000 · Oct 18, 2016

And you thought your advice column was a bad idea.

JeffGu · Oct 18, 2016

Well, I just suggested that you burn poop in your back yard while worshipping the pagan god of turds. I'm not sure that anyone who is not batshit crazy would consider that to be good advice. Your neighbors, for instance. Of course, it's probably presumptious of me to assume that your neighbors are anything less than certifiable loons, you living in Ohio, and everything. Still, they could have ended up there simply because they thought they were in Hawaii, and were too embarassed by their mistake to bother moving. But, I digress. What was your question, again? Something about a light switch in the hallway not working?