Life in the temperate zone...

[Steve Connally]

Yes since he can't figure out how to do a video tag that would work.

 

[JD3000]

We have a 2nd.
Move to vote?

 

[JeffGu]

Are you guys trying to get me arrested?
I must maintain a low profile... there's still bodies out there that haven't been found.

 

[JD3000]

That dead Ukrainian hooker smell is hard to get rid of...

 

[JeffGu]

Was she Ukrainian? I didn't notice an accent when she was screaming.

 

[JD3000]

"A Day in the Life of JeffGu"

(Alternate title. Like Rocky and Bullwinkle)

 

[JD3000]

"JeffGu and The Quest for the Holy Grail"

 

[JeffGu]

 

[JD3000]

Ive got it. Comedic Gold or it could become a fresh hell...

"Ask JeffGu"

 

[JeffGu]

It would be easier for me to just post answers and let you guys come up with questions.
Here, @JD3000 you go first...

A: "You have to tape its tail up over its back and jam its head in the fence, first."

 

[JD3000]

Im going to a "Furry Party" next saturday...

 

[JeffGu]

See? I come up with perfectly innocuous, sensible answers and you perverts ask questions that are wrong on so many levels. This is why I don't write advice columns.
Obviously the correct question is...

Q: "Dear JeffGu... I recently purchased a miniature pony, and he's taming down nicely, but he gets upset when I pick his feet up to see if his hooves need trimming. How can I do this without him biting me or whacking me in the head with his tail?"

 

[JD3000]

...and there's this CUTE little panda

 

[JeffGu]

If you can hear the theme song from Rod Serling's Twilight Zone playing softly in the background, that's normal for this kind of thing.

 

[tc262]

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If I was better on a computer, had more time, or gave shat, I'd add in clown for ya.

 

[JD3000]

If you can hear the theme song from Rod Serling's Twilight Zone playing softly in the background, that's normal for this kind of thing.

All i can hear is industrial machinery clanging and a distant muffled "It's Raining Men" as done by the Vienna Boys choir

 

[Steve Connally]

This was on my flight to JAMBO. Note his tail in its own seat.

 

[JD3000]

Holy crow. Wow. Bwwwaaahaaaaaa
(Red faced, gasping for breath)
Bwaaaahahahahahahahah

 

[Steve Connally]

Yeah I saw him in the airport and thought what if I had to sit next to this guy. Then it happened. He was a really angry kinda guy. Shitty to the flight attendant and didn't speak to me at all. Maybe he had rabies. I kept a water bottle close incase he tried to hump my leg.

 

[JD3000]

If you can hear the theme song from Rod Serling's Twilight Zone playing softly in the background, that's normal for this kind of thing.

We all float down here Jeffery...
AND YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!