- Location
- Seattle WA
kidnap uncle norm while yer at it!!
Geezers 2008
- Thread starter easyphloem
- Start date
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
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kidnap uncle norm while yer at it!!
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Yes PLEASE kidnap Uncle Norm, Please
Scotty
kidnap uncle norm while yer at it!!
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Yes PLEASE kidnap Uncle Norm, Please
Scotty
easyphloem
Branched out member
- Location
- Louisville, KY
All this talk of kidnapping is getting me worked up!
I find a good technique for kidnapping is to use tricks. Approach the mark and pretend like everything is cool. Talk about the weather and what it might be like tomorrow.....and when the victim is busy pontificating about the arctic wind that is blowing down hard from the Great Lakes....#%WHAM*&#!!!!
Hit the victim in the head with a brick, and quickly throw the burlap sack over the head and shoulders. Cinch a belt down around the neck, and then roll the body into a 6'X8' rug. Strap the rug down with motorcycle tie downs, and get moving down the road.
You should have about 20 hours before you really need to get the victim out of the rug.
SZ
I find a good technique for kidnapping is to use tricks. Approach the mark and pretend like everything is cool. Talk about the weather and what it might be like tomorrow.....and when the victim is busy pontificating about the arctic wind that is blowing down hard from the Great Lakes....#%WHAM*&#!!!!
Hit the victim in the head with a brick, and quickly throw the burlap sack over the head and shoulders. Cinch a belt down around the neck, and then roll the body into a 6'X8' rug. Strap the rug down with motorcycle tie downs, and get moving down the road.
You should have about 20 hours before you really need to get the victim out of the rug.
SZ
- Location
- Chapel Hill, NC
Dang EZ, I figured you always used an apple.
easyphloem
Branched out member
- Location
- Louisville, KY
No, I use a brick.
SZ
SZ
- Location
- Chapel Hill, NC
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No, I use a brick.
SZ
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I see, hmmm. So do you generally bury'em in a ventilated box with some food and water or toss'em in an old well in your basement?
No, I use a brick.
SZ
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I see, hmmm. So do you generally bury'em in a ventilated box with some food and water or toss'em in an old well in your basement?
- Location
- Suburb of Chicago
U should use an orange in a sock, it won't leave any marks.
Or so I'm told.
Or so I'm told.
- Location
- Suburb of Chicago
All I no is I'm not betting anything this go round, Stephan cheats.....
maybe cheats is harsh, plays dirty, unfair, he skews the odds in his favor for sushi gain.
maybe cheats is harsh, plays dirty, unfair, he skews the odds in his favor for sushi gain.
easyphloem
Branched out member
- Location
- Louisville, KY
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Stephan cheats.....
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" You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you"
- Stripes (1981)
How dare you call me out about my nasty habit of winning all the time? Maybe if there were some real competition, I wouldn't have to wear this "reigning champ" crown around all the time. My neck hurts from the weight.
Yo, I'll see you in Florida.
SZ
SZ
Stephan cheats.....
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" You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you"
- Stripes (1981)
How dare you call me out about my nasty habit of winning all the time? Maybe if there were some real competition, I wouldn't have to wear this "reigning champ" crown around all the time. My neck hurts from the weight.
Yo, I'll see you in Florida.
SZ
SZ
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
Hey we made it to page number 36..........
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
13 day's
- Location
- Kentucky
the marmotB will be there!
- Location
- Kentucky
Never trust a marmot,never.......
easyphloem
Branched out member
- Location
- Louisville, KY
You just made the list too, marmot.
SZ
SZ
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
Just a quick note, we stand at 19 maybe 20 climbers wanting to be crowned the Geezer of 2008
Scotty
Scotty
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
Here are the age's of the competitors. I'll put names with them tomorrow....
44,40,52,51,53,45,42,53,41,54,44,44,42,48,42,49,46 and I'm still waiting on two age's, also have 4 more that are still up in the air for health reasons..
Scotty
44,40,52,51,53,45,42,53,41,54,44,44,42,48,42,49,46 and I'm still waiting on two age's, also have 4 more that are still up in the air for health reasons..
Scotty
- Location
- Chapel Hill, NC
I'm not up in the air anymore... or rather I was today and all my parts seem to be working OK. My balance is a little off but if I get enough tree time in I should be able to finish anyway. I plan on setting the slow record.
