We bid a job years ago in a fancy gated neighborhood known for being hard to deal with and picky. We made it clear that it was a big tree and we needed big equipment to remove it unless they wanted to pay us to split it into firewood and carry it out that way. Told them there wouldn't be any noticeable lawn damage. Just prints in the grass. That was fine. Given the 2 prices they decided to let us use our equipment. We showed up and I grabbed a ladder, which I hate, to get on the roof to trim some smaller limbs that were touching the roof before we backed the bucket in there. The woman comes out already mad and wanting to know what I'm going to do with that ladder. I tell her. Still mad she says I cant use the ladder because it will leave dents in her grass. We load everything back up and tell her goodbye and drive off. I've had several calls from that neighborhood wanting us to work there. I tell them I won't even give them an estimate since I've had so much trouble in that area. They say that all the contractors say the same thing. It's a very wealthy retirement community and a lot of money to be made there. But it's not worth the headache.
Last week we worked for a customer who was determined to be there while we worked. Fine by me. He rescheduled a vacation and was walking towards the truck when we drove up. Pecking on the window and talking through the glass. Yes one of those types. As soon as I opened the door he's barking out orders, giving directions and telling me where to park the bucket and where to load the brush. None of which would work. He kept telling us he had to be there so when we screw up and fall a tree on the house he will be there to take care of it. After hearing this for about the third time I tell him that one of the reasons doctors put patients to sleep is so they won't be trying to help and asking questions while the doctor is trying to work. Then I tell him that absolutely no one is allowed within 200 feet of my crew, our equipment, the trees and the jobsite while we're working and I'll knock on the door when we're finished to let him inspect it. He didn't like it but he finally left us alone. He was really wanting to be under us while we're dropping limbs I guess. A lot of our customers just know that we simply could not function and would go out of business without their input and help. Turns out he'd had a bad experience once before with a tree service. I asked him a little about it. Turns out he called everyone in 3 counties and went with the cheapest bid. Go figure. After we were finished he was happy and we got 4 other jobs from his neighbors who were all secretly watching our every move.