JeffGu
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Osceola, Nebraska
I used to drink Ezra Brooks when I couldn't afford Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey. Or, if I was really on a budget, I'd drink Jim Beam or Old Sweatsocks or anything else Warehouse Liquor had sitting in shopping carts in the aisle for $6.00/QT on sale. But then, I drank an entire bottle of expensive Glenlivet scotch over two days, thinking it was really crappy whiskey from the discount/wino aisle until my buddy informed me it was really expensive stuff he was saving for a special occasion. I offered to kiss him to make the moment special, but he seemed to be... oh, I don't know... really pissed off or something.
So, there you go. My exquisite palate for whiskey on full display for the entire world to see. Mind you, my disappointing inability to distinguish fine liquor from kerosene will not diminish my attacks and ridicule of that overpriced sewage you spend your vast fortune on, Jason. You should have just stuck with drinking Coors Light and late night skinny-dipping in the Scioto River with red light district, midget hookers.
So, there you go. My exquisite palate for whiskey on full display for the entire world to see. Mind you, my disappointing inability to distinguish fine liquor from kerosene will not diminish my attacks and ridicule of that overpriced sewage you spend your vast fortune on, Jason. You should have just stuck with drinking Coors Light and late night skinny-dipping in the Scioto River with red light district, midget hookers.













