Yep, TreeHumper...people are people and they do some strange and unusual things...been in business a long time and seen it all. My company will match or beat a competitors' price if certain criteria are met. I don't mind competing against anyone at all around town, but want to be matched "apples for apples," if you catch my drift. If a client calls me back and says they've gotten a cheaper price from "XYZ Tree Service," I don't mind matching it or beating it, as LONG as they are a licensed and FULLY insured competitor (with both WComp and GLiability). Sorry, but I'm not gonna compete with a "jakeleg"....they have no overhead, no insurance premiums, no state/federal taxes, and take all their money in cash...not worth it to me.
NeTree, hey buddy...got the "damage clause" in my contracts...sure do appreciate it though! Yeah, that's one of those things we guys gotta have, huh?
Talking about bad customers, here's one for you guys...most memorable one for me...had a lady about (2) years ago contact me about removing a small pine tree and trimming a live oak in her backyard. It was a climb job...no way for a bucket truck to access backyard. All the debris even had to be log dollyed out of the backyard (hand-toted). The day I go out to do the job, gave her a call on both her cell phone and home phone...left messages and couldn't get in touch with her. So I went on out and did the job...she had given it to me and I had a signed contract. Finish up, go on to the next jobs for that day, and that afternoon, I get a phone call from the woman. She tells me that we did a wonderful job and was very pleased with the looks of the live oak and the great clean-up job we did.
Then, here comes the funny part...she proceeds to tell me that although she is pleased, because I did not get in touch with her by phone prior to commencing the job, that I nor my company had permission to be on her property and that we had illegally trespassed on her property. She claimed that she did not authorize or give us verbal consent to be on her property that day. Needless to say, my jaw about hit the floor. Clearly, I was not dealing with someone running on all cylinders, right?
I informed the woman that her signature on the contract was the consent needed to complete the tree work in her yard...I told her if somebody trespassed, why would they remove a small pine tree, trim a live oak, and then clean-up and haul-off the debris? I told her she was out of her mind...I said to her, "Well, I guess I just randomly picked your house to trepass and come do tree work at, right?" She had no explanation, and then informed me she would call the police...I encouraged her to...I wanted them to see what a nutjob I was dealing with her. She then backed off that idea.
I finally told her that I saw what she was doing as nothing more than an attempt to get out of paying for the job. I told her this was a story she had concocted before I had ever done the job and had this planned out from the get-go. She said she intended to pay me...guys, you know what I did? I told her to take her money and shove up you know where, so she could live with the guilt. I let her know that I would inform everybody what kind of person she was and how she conducted business. I do a lot of jobs in that neighborhood, and they all know about this incident and avoid that broad like a plague!
Anybody else want to share? Or top this one? LOL!