Quote of the Day

JD3000 · Oct 29, 2016

Yes but works well when dealing with bush league hacks.

TheTreeMD · Oct 29, 2016

"Don't worry, it's my first time."

Enjoy the look on some clients faces after that.

frashdog · Oct 29, 2016

jmaher said:
"that'll do, pig."

I use that saying every now and then, then I have to explain the movie.

TreeCo · Oct 29, 2016

“If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company.”
― Jean-Paul Sartre

RopeShield · Oct 29, 2016

"Get back in the house and make me a sandwich "

jmaher · Oct 29, 2016

(branch breaking out from under me. Co worker: )
"how'd you manage that? You don't have enough meat on your ass to make a face for a canary!"

jmaher · Oct 29, 2016

"you got 'er, buck. She's cock for dolly."

That's... Good... I guess?

These guys I work with are full of 'em.

JustinK · Oct 29, 2016

After I do some arm chair climbing if I'm not actually climbing at the time... "..... but hey, it's your goat, you can f**k it how ever you want to..."

Oroboros · Oct 29, 2016

If the HO is looking stressed, I like to say, " Jeez I hope this goes better than yesterday. "

TimBr · Oct 30, 2016

Tyler Durden said:
Nevermind I read that backward.
My dyslexic brain said "You have forgotten more then I know". I heard that every mornong from one contractor, gets old quick.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

Maybe he was a dyslexic egotist.

JD3000 · Oct 30, 2016

"Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

"Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?"

craneguy1 · Oct 30, 2016

Few weeks back we brought in a 45 tonner and i was cutting...my rigger start down and made it 10 feet before getting stopped by a HUGE ball of rope caused by one bite of rope...taking what seemed like 5 minutes of untying and pulling 180' of rope...my op tells me through the headsets something i now think about daily...

"A finely tuned machine is a delicate thing".

I still laugh about it...it's so true...i had a lot of fun with him/ being on the other end of the stick that day.

TreeVB · Oct 30, 2016

I thought this was going to be work related ones but I guess not so here we go
" I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch critters off Anne Jamaima's whisker biscuits"

Sorry about the inappropriateness but " the best part of you ran down your mom's inner thigh". Yuck and sorry but I had to do it!