Quote of the Day

[Steve Connally]

Yes you can. We do it all the time but it's still a turd when we're done

 

[Simpleiowaguy]

Can't fix stupid.

Can't push a rope.

Have u tried htp? You can get pretty close to pushing a rope....

 

[CutHighnLetFly]

Guy I did some climbing for :"I know we're close so stop me when we're full"
Me: "how bout you tell me when it's full..."

 

[Jon1212]

My dad's observation of some guy who wouldn't stop talking....

"That guy would give two Excedrin a headache".

 

[JD3000]

"My concern is me and mine, not you and yours."

 

[Limb It]

My absolute favourite. "Hey, while you're up there" - Customer's Neighbor.

 

[oldoakman]

Have u tried htp? You can get pretty close to pushing a rope....

I've tried it, close but no cigar.

 

[LandonPainter]

"Be safe but don't be a pussy" - Jeremy Dunivan

 

[TreeVB]

"Be safe but don't be a pussy" - Jeremy Dunivan

Jeremy Dunivan is a funny mofo! First time I worked with him he looks at me from in the tree and says "Kevin, there's 2 things I love pruning in this world. Trees and hajis." Always had a good laugh working with him because how much he fricking sweats. He just looks at his rope and starts sweating like crazy. Anyways, he would say that.

 

[Riggs]

“HE Was AMAZING!!! He used ONE hand on his chainsaw! "

 

[shreddy]

Neighbor: "Are you guys going to clean up that saw dust that blew over my fence"

 

[Tyler Durden]

@shreddy, on the same note; after I have already explicitly sold leaving the material on site and are finished grinding stumps, " Wow that sure is a huge pile of grinding, you are going to haul all of that off, right?" Then 2 months later, " when are you going to come back and fill these craters you left in my yard?"

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[JD3000]

Bump.

 

[evo]

Bump.

“Bump”. It’s been a boring day

 

[JD3000]

Things I've heard or perhaps said recently:

Cuz yer as smooth, hairless, and glistening as a gay dolphin

This place needs some big booty bi@#$%^.

We drank some Corollas...
You drank what?
Corollas?
Coronas, you hay seed.

I'm pretty sure that this measurement is at least fairly accurate.

 

[rico]

"I'd rather have lobsters on my piano than crabs on my organ"