Quote of the Day

[TreeVB]

"Put a rope in it and pull like he'll!"

A guy I used to work for would always say " a rope in a tree is worth all the insurance in London".

 

[JD3000]

"Are you the Key Master?"

"Are you the Gate Keeper?"

 

[Leroy]

"Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

 

[kellytrimming]

"I'm the smartest landscaper in Aurora!""
"Is that very smart?
"I'm the smartest landscaper in Aurora!""

 

[JD3000]

Owwww!!!
Damn trailer hitch!!!

 

[JD3000]

"I think we should have a meeting before the meeting to discuss the subsequent meeting."

 

[TreeWorks13]

" has anyone seen my pants " .... while standing behind some sort of object covering you from the waist down

 

[cerviarborist]

"Dammit! Now we're going to have to have a safety meeting!"

 

[JD3000]

I thought this was going to be work related ones but I guess not so here we go
" I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch critters off Anne Jamaima's whisker biscuits"

Sorry about the inappropriateness but " the best part of you ran down your mom's inner thigh". Yuck and sorry but I had to do it!

Actually...all my quotes are things I've said or heard at work. Bonus points for bizarre or offensive or homoerotic. The combination of all three works best around the new guy. Or the illiterate redneck.

 

[JD3000]

"Is broke?"

"Da. Is broke."

 

[TreeWorks13]

" well I blame the new guy "

 

[TreeWorks13]

"will that hold .... ah fuck it go fast "

 

[TreeWorks13]

"What part of this was supposed to be a good idea ?? "

 

[Phoenix]

"Keep comin' on the butt, keep comin on the butt!"

 

[JD3000]

"Well...sometimes I like to get it goin back and forth, back and forth. Ya know, like a pendulum? Then ya get them other things doin the same back and forth, but in the opposite direction...its just good fun thats all. Ant nothin wrong with tryin new things and havin some fun. Ya know?"

 

[TreeWorks13]

" Hold on my foots stuck in this rotten crotch "

 

[JD3000]

"If I walk into this GD trailer hitch one more time...you're fired!"

 

[Brocky]

"It's your story, make it as big as you want"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Back to the Op's initial situation, Way to go man. Don't ever let someone else undermind your safty. I left a very cushy job at the beginning of the year and became a contract climber for this very reason. I don't know your personal situation, but if you have the talent and the drive, it is a move I would recommend. Take control of your own destiny as well as safty.
Climb safe and never be underminded by the guy on the ground.

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[Gorman]

"It hurts when I do this."

"Then don't do that."