Quote of the Day

[TreeCo]

“If he can only perform good or only perform evil, then he is a clockwork orange—meaning that he has the appearance of an organism lovely with colour and juice but is in fact only a clockwork toy to be wound up by God or the Devil.”
― Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange

 

[Hoowasat]

"Everything works out in the end. If it's not working, you're not at the end."

 

[cerviarborist]

(Overheard from a tree crew next door while my associate and I were methodically removing a big lead over a pool cage and taking occasional glances into the adjacent yard, where their bucket truck had pooped out, immediately after they'd begun setting up to remove a tree, which failed at the root plate and was hung up in another tree....) "Hey.. I got a idea!!!!"

 

[NE Tree]

At least twice a day I find myself yelling down "what the hell?!" for numerous different things

 

[Tyler Durden]

I always love... "I saw this on youtube once"

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[jmaher]

I always love... "I saw this on youtube once"

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I said that SAME thing the first time a zipped a top down a speed line.


wobble wobble.
"That could have gone...... Better."

 

[JD3000]

"Whataya mean thats not reputable info??? I Googled it..."

 

[Treezybreez]

I said, "let it run". Or (if it's the ground guy) you said, let it run".

 

[Phoenix]

"Make like Christ and carry that tree!"

 

[JD3000]

Heard this morning...

"What's up ya dumb slut puppy?"

 

[Treezybreez]

A friend of mine is trying to stop swearing so he says, "Son of a biscuit".

 

[JD3000]

LOL.
"Fiddle sticks!"

"Jiminy Christmas!"

 

[CRL]

If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough.

I cut it twice, and it's s still too short.

 

[CutHighnLetFly]

"if I had 8 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 6 of them sharpening my axe" -Abraham Lincoln.

"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. And then sometimes we snuggle"

 

[squad143]

"Why does a lack of planning on your part, constitute an emergency on my part?"

 

[CRL]

Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut, and you will learn a lot.

 

[JD3000]

Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut, and you will learn a lot.

"Shut yer c*** mouth and pay attention"

 

[Jem4417]

"I've forgotten more then you ll ever know"

 

[Tyler Durden]

I hate that one. Makes the person sound like a kiss ass

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[Tyler Durden]

Nevermind I read that backward.
My dyslexic brain said "You have forgotten more then I know". I heard that every mornong from one contractor, gets old quick.

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