I keep looking on the shelves of those places for something that isn't as toxic as Methyl Ethyl Ketone and resembles food. When the snack foods are one aisle over from the motor oil and carburator cleaner, it just doesn't look promising. Living in the breadbasket of the world, if you believe the farmers (who suspiciously only grow subsidized, ethanol crops) you would think there would be real food in the vicinity. Nope. Gotta drive 30+ miles for that.
Doctor says I need to ingest more probiotics. I'm thinking beer is fermented... gotta be chock full of probiotic shit, right? I'm thinking, I can sneak into your house some night, re-plumb your refrigerator with a robotic arm and one of those 4" pneumatic tube delivery systems, and randomly steal samples from your stash of beer. It seemed plausible until I realized that some of that Ohio air would get sucked down here, and that's probably right up there with huffing paint or sniffing glue. Guess I'll stock up on yogurt. Oddly enough, I actually like the stuff. I found this one that is habanero pepper and black raspberry flavored. Sounds terrible, but it's actually very tasty.
Now, I need to hit up Google to see if beer is actually probiotic.
