You're lucky Royce. Living halfway between you and Mark, we have both, but I'll take a tall pine over a tall tulip any day. Yes, pines are brittle too, but I just don't trust tulips. And the selfie of Mark in the top of one with that huge scar below him, going down into the trunk below the water sprout that he's on? MAJOR pucker factor!
@Mark Chisholm , I'm sure you checked it out, but that scar/water sprout combo below you does not look "climbable" to my eye from that photo. Can you enlighten us?