...you might be a buzzer.

...you wore one of the original Treebuzz t-shirts today

Hold the phone! Nobody told me there was a merchandising wing of this operation! I was going to ask if there is a helmet sticker with the logo or something, if not is it OK if I make some up? (Not for me to sell of course, I just want one and will make extras for rec climbs or whatever.
 
You might be a Buzzer if...
A) you've ever invited someone you've never met to stay with you. And your family. Without checking first with the wife.
B) you were then surprised when the wife flipped out. "You invited WHO to do WHAT?! What if he's an ax murderer?!!"
C) you saw nothing wrong with your answer of "Nah, honey. He's cool. He's on the Buzz"

Yup, I've been on both sides of that equation.
 
You might be a Buzzer if...

...you buy your kid a new backpack for school and he says "Wait, is this because you want me to have a new backpack or did you already fill the old one up with rope and stuff?"
We just got a new pack for the kid... the whole time I was thinking how much gear can I squeeze into that. It's a good pack, too good for school, might have to buy him a down grade
 
"Sorry, son... you're going to have to sleep in the basement with the dog. I need more room for rope and stuff, and it's too damp down there."

Do not listen to the arboricult leaders. Do not drink the Kool-Aid. It's the path to Hell, or possibly worse. Like, an all night Denny's with filthy bathrooms.
 

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