...you might be a buzzer.

[96coal449]

If your sitting in your living room this morning dismantling your tree one cut at a time, ..... in your own mind.

Merry Christmas to all and an awesome new year!!!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

If your sitting in your living room this morning dismantling your tree one cut at a time, ..... in your own mind.

Merry Christmas to all and an awesome new year!!!

Then, when it’s time to delink for removal you make careful collar cuts...and grimace if they tear

Merry Christmas

 

[JeffGu]

...and it takes awhile, because you cabled it back to the living room walls and injected it with imidacloprid... just in case...

 

[JD3000]

...but the Turkish wombat beetles survived despite of that and attacked the Whoville roast beast platter...

 

[kiteflyingeek]

Doesn't everyone tie their tree up?

Oh, wait -- that's insurance against the cat climbing it & it tipping over. Broken ornaments are not permitted by my wife.

--andrew