Yep, you should see my man-cans. I cry a lot at movies too.
Seriously though, I went to a bar not long ago... in the South, that didn't serve Budweiser. Nothing but beers with cute or lofty sounding names. It just seemed... I dunno... un-American.
I've had good microbrews but it seems really hit or miss with'em... mostly miss with my taste buds (get it? "taste BUDS"? ... I crack myself up). When I want beer I'm thirsty as hell and I want it cold, cold, iced down and no surprises cuz I'm gonna swallow the first one whole. Budweiser is perfect for that.
I should qualify my beer ranting... I hardly drink at all, I still have some a six pack in the fridge I bought in November. ...damn, now that I think about it, that seems pretty un-American too.