This is the Akimbo

@JMerritt Any chance of a pre-release of some documentation?
I'd like to get a new hank of something beforehand so I can go run outside to play when my new unicorn arrives.
It's going to be brutal waiting for rope delivery while my unicorn sits staring out the window at trees.
Some guidelines would help.

I also hope that you are and RE are already working on version II.
It would feel strange to not be impatiently waiting on something to come out after all these years.
It has become a way of life.
We are going to need something to bitch about or some therapy.
 
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I wonder how many are preordered, at this point, after this weekend.

I've wondered this too. I suspect if you were to order one now, it would likely take 6 months after they are finally released to receive it just due to the mass amount that have been preordered.
 
Aww shit Rico is on the bandwagon now. Watch out pretty soon we will see him in a protos moon hat
It was a joke you daft mofo. I currently have no interest in buying an Akimbo. As cool as it looks, I already have too many shiny new boo-boo bobbers around here. Wrench, BDB, and HH2. I’m still trying to figure out which one of these works best for me, master it, and then possibly thin the herd. I’m a simple man, and choose to live a very spartan life. Having too many options and too much shit around drives me fucking crazy.

No Protos. Ever. When I need to protect my bald little peanut head I go to my trusty old skull bucket, thank you very much.
 

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