The funniest thing you ever saw on a jobsite.

[TimBr]

Is there an "Afraid to Like" button?

 

[Treeweasel]

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I bid against these guys occassionally. This is a ground guy sitting on a log. The boss, (no ppe either) is to the left. Needless to say, I passed on lunch. Say no to crack.

 

[LimbLoppa]

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I bid against these guys occassionally. This is a ground guy sitting on a log. The boss, (no ppe either) is to the left. Needless to say, I passed on lunch. Say no to crack.

"What you gon' do with all that junk-all that junk that's in your trunk" OMG-poor log!

 

[JD3000]

Ok, I'll start. I was trimming in a neighborhood called Harrisburg (aka the ghetto). Anyhow I noticed this trashy red head walking the block being watched by a dude on a bike. Everywhere she went, he was like 30ft behind (obviously her pimp). He mean-mugged us for a while, but it was freakin July and like 103 outside. After the 3rd tree I guess we earned their trust. I pulled the bucket up to the next tree and started to make a phone call. An older blue car pulls up next to the bucket and then angles towards the curb in front of me. The trashy redhead walks up to the driver's side window and leans in. She's bracing herself in the window with her left hand jerkin' away with her right. Dude, she was giving this cat a handjob right in front of me! Well, she finishes business, wipes her hand on her pantleg(f*ckin gross) and he puts what I thought was money in her "working hand". She immediately walks up to the window of the bucket truck and knocks. I'm like....uhhh...what's up? She opens her "working hand" and there's a pill in it. She says "You know anybody who likes them Roxys baby?" Without hesitation I said" Go talk to the guy in the chip truck -his name is Carey" He got kinda mad at me....go figure !?

Along a similar vein...I was at a long time PHC/IPM client's house inspecting the back yard when a guy, NOT the husband, came tearing ass out the backdoor barely dressed with his unlaced shoes on and proceeded to Usain Bolt through the yard into the neighbor's yard. I hollered at him to see if things were OK but he had the fear of God in his face.
You guessed it...husband came home unannounced.
The wife would barely even look at me later on that day.