The funniest thing you ever saw on a jobsite.

I was up in the bucket doing a prune and all of a sudden something whacked the side of the bucket and i felt a spray. I look down and theres all 3 groundsmen with 3 man sling shot... no respect
 
Big rig said:
I was up in the bucket doing a prune and all of a sudden something whacked the side of the bucket and i felt a spray. I look down and theres all 3 groundsmen with 3 man sling shot... no respect
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That, my friend is when the foreman goes to the local bait shop and buys 100 crickets to put in the chip truck.........over a weekend.........with the windows closed.......in summer heat. Oh what a wonderful smell!
 
When I first started doing tree work, the company I worked for also did landscape installations including irrigation. One day, we were sent out to fix a main line that blew out. When we repaired it, it blew another time, and so we glued it again. After we let the glue dry for a while, my coworker Don turned on the valve, and then made a (boom) noise with his mouth to simulate the pipe blowing yet again. When he did this, he spit his newly acquired dentures out, which bounced down a storm drain and out of sight down a pipe. I never saw him move so fast. He pulled the grate by himself because I was incapacited from laughing so hard. After a minute or two, I managed to compose myself enough to make him a little tool to reach down the pipe to get his chompers. Oh the good old days.

RIP Don.
 
Watching city workers put a rope in a 4" Dia median tree then preceeding to notch and back cut for 10min with their dull saw then bind the saw and the tree still fall into the road or landscapers use harbor freight yellow nylon rope to pull down 60' pines into a 50' wide lot
 
This happened just last week... We have a new climber wh just moved out here from back east. He's not yet familiar with our local flora and fauna. We were rolling some logs on a country (way out) site and I see a little fence lizard. Easy catch and as I show the new guy I flip the lizard on its back and tell him, "you know, if you rub it's belly it'll go to sleep and stay that way till you flip it back over." (Totally true) Lizard is asleep and I hand it over. Immediately wakes up and runs straight up new guys sleeve! He is squeeling and alternating between frozen statue still and mad devil possessed dancing! Me and my coworker are laughing so hard we can barely stay on our feet. Finally one of us catches our breth long enough to yell "take your shirt off!" He rips off his shirt and the poor little reptile runs off as fast as it can. Good times. If I didn't fear for the safety of the little critters I would totally do it again, for every new hire forever.
 
How bout a dude that looks like a lady!

Home owner tells us a "guy" is stopping by to get the wood.
Next thing this old, chubby, dirty, stubble faced, long haired "guy" wearing a dirty girls blouse walking around our job site.
Name is Denis, nice enough person. He has a small car that he loads up. Each time "he" comes back, "he" has added some thing to his outfit. Some jewelry then some make up. Pretty soon "he" is talking about how hot it is out...then "he" starts telling me how it is, skirts and heels weather. Then tells me "he" is gonna put on a skirt and high heels then walk around feeling pretty. I smile and say,"ok".
So now Denise is real comfortable and tells me he was born with both parts! Now things make sense...I just met a genuine hermaphrodite!
End of the day, we are dumping chips at Denis's pad and he tells me he gives blow jobs for $10. Says he does it for fun, makes a lot of money from the corrections officers at the near by prison. Did I mention he has no teeth! And NO I did not give him $10. For ever we were hoping to send some one there to dump chips telling them it cost's $10 to dump a load.
 
Two young German guys (real Germans - right off the boat, er, plane) were working with me a couple of years ago. We found a couple of young raccoons on a low limb of a tree I was supposed to wreck. I "had"to tell them that you can pick a baby coon up by the back of his neck, and pet it ....the one guy proceeds to take me at my word and grab one, and the damn thing opened it's mouth like a hippopotamus and all you could see were sharp teeth. It was angling it's head around fixin' to latch onto him by the time he figured out he should let it go.
 
TreeBoi4Life said:
Here is a clip of me hitting a tree.
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Good to have you here TreeBoi - your passion shines through in your youtube vids... I'm surprised a man of your skill doesn't SRT yet, though now I SRT - I'm surprised that everyone doesn't... ;)
 
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