I hear ya about the slick small ropes slipping through a Grigri. A couple of thoughts about that. The Grigri is spec'd for 10 & 11 mm rope. I have used the GG with PMI 10mm EzBend, PMI 9mm EzBend, KMIII 5/16" (actually measures 8.5mm), 1/2" ArborPlex, 7/16" Velocity and have indeed seen some slight slippage and some slow grab, i.e. it grabs, slips a bit and then locks. But, I have yet to see a fall condition. That doesn't mean I've throughly tested it, or that a GG won't fail to grab. It just means that I've used a lot of different ropes with it, both in and out of spec on the large and small size and I haven't seen a fall condition.
You can see why it seems to me like there has to be more to this than a properly installed and properly used GG failing to grab and causing a 20 - 30 foot fall.
It almost suggests that anybody that uses a GG can expect it to fail to grab resulting in a free fall condition, because the problem lies in the mechanics of the GG and it's just a matter of time until the climber sets up the right conditions and the GG will fail. If that were true, we should have heard about enough falls to warrant not using a GG as an ascender because it is inherently unsafe.
But, contrary to that, there are many climbers that use the GG as an ascender frequently and haven't had a fall due to the GG failing to grab. Plus, we have already identified no less than three improper uses of a GG that could lead to a failure. These three are not inherent in the device, but in the proper use of the device. The three are, the tail routed over the top of the GG instead of over the lip, a panic response and grabing the handle, and possibly too light of a climber combined with other rope routing factors more commonly associated with belaying than climbing.
As far as the latter goes, I would add that belaying is signicantly different than using the GG as an ascender. When the GG is used as an ascender, it is very near the climber and only one person (the climber) is involved. When it is used as a belay device the GG is far from the climber with lots of rope and possibly obstructions/interference between the climber and the GG and there is a second person (the belayer) involved. It's much easier to see how the rope could be loaded in a way that would prevent the GG from grabbing in belay conditions. But those conditions don't exist when using the GG as an ascender.
How'd we get from "...F8's without ears" to GG? LOL.
I'm not in any way saying a GG won't fail. But I'd like to know for sure that the cause is due to the GG, which would justify discontinued use of a GG, or if it was due to improper use of the GG, which would justify learning to use the GG correctly and safely.
I use a GG for Yoyoing, I'd like to know if it's unsafe.