Life in the temperate zone...

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dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

Enter the three Witches.

1 WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
2 WITCH. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
3 WITCH. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
1 WITCH. Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
 
Would any of these idiots be willing to, oh I don't know, get on a plane or boat and go around the world???

Just for the sake of experimental science and trying to prove their ridiculous case? I suppose the pilots or captains would also be in on the conspiracy.

What do they say is at the edge of the world anyway? Is there a sign that says "last Starbucks before you plummet unto the abyss in 2.5 miles" or something?
 
I assume they think they'll flip over the edge and scoot along, upside down, back the other way. Who knows? They're whacko. Probulator material, for certain.

Here's a picture of a flat earther's brain:


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I personally would be very interested in attending the Flat Earth Conference in Edmonton.

That way I can put faces with all the new names on my People to Permanently Avoid list.
 
Magellan's expedition was the first to circumnavigate. Magellan was killed in the Philippines. When the remaining members made it back they found that their ship's logs were three days off?! Hmm...why?

The expedition took
Three years to complete. This was the first inkling of time zones
 
I'm going to run backwards, against the rotation of the earth, until I'm 39, again.
Only the white man cuts a foot off one end of his blanket, sews it onto the other end, and thinks the blanket is longer.
 
That's almost exactly how I thought it would work out for you. Thank you, Morgan Freeman.

Me: "I've decided to straighten up and fly right... give up my evil ways."
Wife: "Uh-huh."
Me: "No... really!"
Wife: "Uh-huh."
Me: "I sense skepticism."
Wife: "Why is there a naked college girl in the hall closet?"
Me: "Oh.. her. She's just to remind me of the wicked lifestyle I'm giving up."
Wife: "Uh-huh."
Me: "I'll call her a cab."
Wife: "That's the first, and only, good idea you 've come up with this year."
 
Morgan Freeman: Mr. Gu woke up cold and wet, unaware of where he was, what happened to his father's gold watch, and why there was a severed goat's head nestled between his legs.

That was the night that everything changed.
 
Morgan Freeman: To understand why Jeffrey awoke on the Golgothan Highlands in such strange circumstances, we must look back 40 days earlier when he was on an "information gathering" mission in Spokane with his lawyer, Dr. Bongo...
 
@JD3000; I read a story about a guy who started writing a story like you just did, in a serial fashion, on Reddit, if that is what the website is called. I don't frequent the place. Anyway, his story was so compelling that people kept demanding his next part of the story, and before he knew it, he had a best selling book on his hands, and ended up a millionaire. A book publisher approached him about doing a hard copy book, but tried to say he had to give up all rights to the electronic version as well. The author literally laughed in the guy's face at the offer, because the electronic version was already making him a rich man. He finally got an offer from a publisher who was willing to only take profits from sales of the hard copies, and allow the author to keep his rights to all profits from the sales of the electronic versions of the book, which I think is a rare deal to get. I think the name of the book was "Wool", if I remember right. A science fiction book.

Anyway, it was a cool rags to riches story about a guy who never really had those ambitions in the first place, I don't think. A lucky accident that his off the cuff story struck a nerve with folks.

Tim

Edit: Here's a link to the author's page on Amazon.com.

https://www.amazon.com/Hugh-Howey/e/B002RX4S5Q/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1520308509&sr=1-2-ent

Plus a link to his bio on Wikipedia. I think they left out the part of his story that involved Reddit, but I think that was how he got his start as a writer, kind of by accident.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Howey

Edit, again, and still no mention of Reddit, but a little more of the backstory.

https://publishedtodeath.blogspot.com/2014/01/hugh-howeys-self-publishing-success.html
 
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Back in the day, when the predecessor of modern forum software (BBS programs like CBBS, Wildcat, etc.) were starting a technology revolution, we would make these chain stories for cheap entertainment. They usually devolved into a method of throwing digs at each other that barely squeaked past the censoring algorithms. It was a lot of fun, and the results were often absolutely hilarious.
 

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