Johnny Pro

[Jem4417]

Do not eat bread. Do not drink alcohol. Do not smoke weed. Do not eat meat.

What happened to pizza and beer?... All kidding aside I hope your all right man, your style was pretty cool

 

[TreeLogic]

What happened to pizza and beer?

good question. was that apple juice you were drinking in that vid?

 

[JohnnyPro27]

Mother Nature tells me now!

 

[jmaher]

Do not smoke weed. Do not eat meat.

Alright, alright...
You lost me.
Count me officially out.

 

[frashdog]

Mother Nature speaks! Respect and care for the fat females!

Alright Johnny how bout all ladies?
Why just the fatties that consumed so much?

 

[Reg]

I just flicked through the last few pages of this thread. Whats with all the silly talk and riddles ?

Do I have to read the whole thing to get the humor ? Is there sone tree work involved? Thanks

 

[jmaher]

Tree work?

 

[JeffGu]

Kill the fat pigs and hogs!!!

There seems to be a recurrent theme of dark, moody colors and vaginal forms in your artistic expressions. Your mindless ramblings contain, in an equally disturbing manner, a rather imbalanced and excessive focus on trees, life, love, death, injustice, fat pigs, females, delusional messianic nonsense and Mother Nature as an equally good/evil force driving an oblivious tree-centric audience. I would not think that the lost souls out there who are in need of moral guidance would turn to the Buzzboard for the answers to their personal dilemmas, so we must assume that it is, in fact, yourself that is suffering from some kind of unresolved issue.

Perhaps you just need a little change of scenery and a new wardrobe. A padded cell and canvas jacket with wraparound sleeves, maybe. Cutting back on the funny mushrooms a bit might go a long way toward discovering the benefits of sanity, as opposed to the daily grind of being batshit crazy. Give it some thought, Johnny. Help is only a phone call away. You can find the number in the Yellow Pages under the listings for "loony bin" or "psychiatric institutions".

 

[MikePowers321]

I just flicked through the last few pages of this thread. Whats with all the silly talk and riddles ?

Do I have to read the whole thing to get the humor ? Is there sone tree work involved? Thanks

A small amount of tree work and climbing, Reg. It's kinda up to you if you want to read through the thread. A lot of ambiguous dialect, a lot of dancing around questions and answers. Kind of weird : )

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The deer is still, the snake falls.

 

[JohnnyPro27]

Mother Nature takes energy from the youth.

 

[JohnnyPro27]

Mother Nature is taking advantage! Top the tree's head!

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The buck is scared!

 

[The_Archdruid]

Are these available for just anyone to use? Some of the weirdo-earth-pagan-witch stuff is a bit out there, but I've been going with "drink the water with the ice" to use on my wife.

She's one of those crazies that likes Crystal Light.

 

[Steve Connally]

Same crap on Facebook

 

[Reg]

A small amount of tree work and climbing, Reg. It's kinda up to you if you want to read through the thread. A lot of ambiguous dialect, a lot of dancing around questions and answers. Kind of weird : )

I'll pass Mike, thanks.

Some trolling is ok, if it's funny....but the attention seeking stuff I'm not big on. Makes the site look lame.

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The tree! You use and abuse Mother Nature and Mother Nature uses and abuses you! Mother Nature has the head of the Sycamore, the heart of the Willow and the body of the Oak!

 

[Reg]

The tree! You use and abuse Mother Nature and Mother Nature uses and abuses you! Mother Nature has the head of the Sycamore, the heart of the Willow and the body of the Oak!

Mate, grow up.

 

[knothead]

I appreciate Johnny for his good nature, great climbing ability, and his willingness to put his ideas out there. For me, I don't have to agree with all to enjoy what I see. Thanks for doing "you" Johnny.

Hi Mark,

Are you still enjoying what you see? Either an Andy Kaufman type stunt or serious mental illness.

Mark

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The son is dying!!! Mother Nature has the power!!!