Johnny Pro

[NE Tree]

"Just the tip " never works out how you think it will. I also have 2 "tip" babies

 

[Steve Connally]

Y'all are hilarious.

 

[TreeLogic]

Darkness falls! The Black widow hangs the web! The Tree! Mother Nature has the head of the Sycamore, the heart of the Willow, the body of the Oak, the tongue of the Maple, the eyes of the Walnut!!!!!

is there anything about pussy willows?

 

[JeffGu]

Kid walks by an old man's house carrying a roll of chicken wire.
The old man says, "Hold up there, sonny... where you going with that chicken wire?"
The kid says, "Gonna catch me some chickens!" The old man laughs and tells him it will never work.
A little while later, he comes back the other way with a few chickens over his shoulder.

Next day, kid walks by with a roll of Duck Tape brand duct tape.
The old man says, "Hold up there, sonny... you ain't gonna try to catch ducks with that, are you?"
Kid says, "Yup!" The old man laughs and tells him it will never work.
A little while later, he comes back the other way with a few ducks over his shoulder.

Next day, the kid walks by with a bunch of pussy willow over his shoulder.
The old man says, "Hold up there, sonny... let me grab my hat, I'm coming with you!"

 

[TC]

hey Johnny, try this

 

[JohnnyPro27]

Mother Nature Lies! Cut off her head!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stevoflint]

I'll mow the windows later. Squirrels don't eat ice cream.

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The Tree shares! A seed came out and is planted! The POD is here!!!!!! POD is Lord!

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The Tree! Mother Nature has the head of the Sycamore, the heart of the Willow, the body of the Oak, the tongue of the Maple, the eyes of the Walnut!!!!! I consume the fruit of POD! I have the head of the sick! I have the heart of the wise! I have the body of the strength! I have the tongue of the sweets! I have the eyes of the nuts! The seed goes in on 5! I rose on 6! I consume the fruit of POD! Follow Me! Join Me Provide! I am the ONE!

 

[easyphloem]

The Tree! Mother Nature has the head of the Sycamore, the heart of the Willow, the body of the Oak, the tongue of the Maple, the eyes of the Walnut!!!!! I consume the fruit of POD! I have the head of the sick! I have the heart of the wise! I have the body of the strength! I have the tongue of the sweets! I have the eyes of the nuts! The seed goes in on 5! I rose on 6! I consume the fruit of POD! Follow Me! Join Me Provide! I am the ONE!

I have the eyes that are rolling.

SZ

 

[Steve Connally]

I have the eyes that see nuts.

 

[wyoclimber]

Anyone know how to get ahold of his brother? It would appear he's had an episode of some sort. Dude needs help, not ridicule.

 

[JeffGu]

No, I'm pretty sure he needs ridicule. We're trying to stall him until the guys from the loony bin get there.

 

[Steve Connally]

He's all over Facebook so everyone that knows him knows he's snapped.

 

[JohnnyPro27]

The Son of the One POD rises! The tree speaks through the Son! Mother Nature laughs at the Arctic is frozen! The bear hunts! The white fox sees the dead buck and laughs! See birds are north! The wild Arctic is alive! The Son shines and penetrates! Mother Nature is on course!!!!!!

 

[macswan]

POD, second worst band of all time. First of course being creed.

 

[JontreeHI]

POD, second worst band of all time. First of course being creed.

Nickelback!

 

[macswan]

Ah, I forgot about them.uuuuuugghh

 

[JeffGu]

That name would make more sense if electronic juke boxes in the bars only cost a nickel.
"Whatcha havin', buddy?"
"I want a beer and my nickel back for that song. It sucked."

 

[JohnnyPro27]

I am the Son of POD! Mother Nature consumes the Sweets from the harvest of the west!! The Son continues to rise!! Mother Nature consumes the heat and gas of the hot Son!!!!!