I got called out to price a tree this morning

[treeman1640]

I got call to price a tree job the tree job this morning the tree was a dead pine leaning over a boat house an the home owner did like the an he said that he would do it him self but if does he foing to to a big risk take out boat house or getting hurt

 

[islandarb]

Do you proof read dude...take a little time doing so, would help us decipher things a bit better....I get what you are trying to get across but it's painful....just saying

 

[ROYCE]

AND?

 

[guymayor]

Nice the HO sees that hiring a pro is the way to go.

So, did he?

 

[islandarb]

The suspense is killing me....NOT.....

 

[KevinS]

Tip her sideways make a cool splash and winch it out. Problem solved because everyone loves a splash on a hot day.

That's how I think the story goes. Anyone else?

 

[TreeLogic]

OK, I made a few corrections and I may have interpreted what he was trying to say...

I got a call to price a tree job the tree job this morning. (<--period) The tree was a dead pine, (<--comma) leaning over a boathouse, (<--comma) an(d) the homeowner (did like the an he???????????? Huh?) said that he would do it himself. But if he does, he('s) foing going to to take a big risk and take out the boathouse or end up getting hurt.

 

[marlinspiker]

I liked the denouement. Gripping, it was.

 

[ROYCE]

OK, I made a few corrections and I may have interpreted what he was trying to say...

I got a call to price a tree job the tree job this morning. (<--period) The tree was a dead pine, (<--comma) leaning over a boathouse, (<--comma) an(d) the homeowner (did like the an he???????????? Huh?) said that he would do it himself (<---one word, not two). But if he does, he('s) foing going to to take a big risk and take out the boathouse or end up getting hurt.

Brillant mate, bloody brilliant

 

[islandarb]

But the original was just so wild, gripping and crazy all in one..thanks for the interpretation Will.....awesome stuff...

 

[islandarb]

Remember folks the buzz can be a hard place, get your posts up to grade....

 

[djm]

You guys are tough

 

[marlinspiker]

bunch of a holes right?!

 

[oldoakman]

I think he might be Cajun, they talk like that.

 

[oldoakman]

I think he might be Cajun, they talk like that.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

Lighten up guys

This is TreeBuzz not GrammarBuzz or SyntaxBuzz

 

[TreeLogic]

You guys are tough

I know. Unfortunately our only manner of communication in this forum is proper writing...or at least something close...something we can comprehend. He may be an extraordinary tree worker...one whom I stand in awe of.
But here, we write

 

[djm]

I think you mean "one of whom I stand in awe." Also, if we are going to be sticklers for grammar, what is your objection to a declarative statement ending in a period. Perpetual use of ellipses would get you in trouble in English class.

 

[TreeLogic]

I think you mean "one of whom I stand in awe." Also, if we are going to be sticklers for grammar, what is your objection to a declarative statement ending in a period. Perpetual use of ellipses would get you in trouble in English class.

It's called stream of consciousness; a narrative device. Look it up.
Anyway, at least you understood it. You got me on ending the sentence with a preposition.

 

[djm]

I know it's a stream of consciousness. It was all in fun anyway Treelogic.