Okay fellas, this has gotten well out of hand. Now for a demonstration in true philanthropy, an act for the greater good of humanity! Here it is boys, get out your pencils, get the phones ready... hell, call your lawyers right now!
My 10million dollar UN-PATENTED genius invention....
Been looking all your life for that perfect sauce, you know the one that leaves nothing to be desired? Tired of plain old ketchup with your fish sticks??? Mustard on your tater tots got you down??? Look no further, the King of Condiments is knocking at your door, the Sauce of Sauces... the Duke of Dips... Introducing....... RANCHEQUE!!!! It's really quite simple, take some ranch, some bbq, mix that shit together...Viola!
Just remember, when you're running to the bank with your massive royalty checks each month, just remember where you got this idea from.
Really, I want nothing in return, not even a mention on the bottle or anything. Although, some sort of play on my name might work... "RockettSauce" for example would sell like hotcakes. If Mac makes it to the patent office first, perhaps "SwanSauce" would work, I don't know.... That part is up to you guys, take the money and run!!!!