Fight to the death

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Ya know what is really funny??1 all this chatter about blah blah blah.what does it really matter?!! to me .......Nothing!!! why you ask?????!!! I am with out a doubt the toughest person on this thread.i am like a combination shao lin monk and the tasmanian devil all rolled in one!! When im done w ANY challenger my yin is so soft you will have kicked your OWN a$$ by the time we are done! You will be a bruised and bloody stump,tongue hanging out panting and i will be at rest , looking at you saying" what have you done to yourself you fool!!"
Especially ED!! I will provoke your bloated ego so bad you will not be able to resist taking a swing at me, as hard as you are feminanly able......I will simply feed your attack back to you so you will punch yourself in the face !!! fool!!
Now that is friggen funny!!!!!!!

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I think I'd like to join Pauls team.
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Hello all. I've been off line a couple days so...am I to understand a 3rd team under Taitree has thrown it's hat in the ring????
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-BarnHouse
 
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Exactly Jesse. I picked up a few ideas from Plankton.

So remaining allies of noble team FT, I need to hear from you and know your geographic location, so my three dimensional map can be arranged, and we can decide what our next side of attack should be. Also commemorative black armbands will be sent to all, embroidered with "In memory of our leader, FT... We loved you little man!"
 
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[ Who knows, when this whole thing blows over we could even be friends.

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Not a chance, The Sydogg.


When this whole thing blows over, Familytree will be lying face down in a ditch (his mother's worst nightmare) and there will be a lot of smoke in the air. When the smoke clears, I will be there, laughing my F*^%ing head off.


Essentially, he will be dead, and I will be happy about it. So you can't be friends with a dead person.



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And that is a big ditch in your back yard for sure.


Ez I got your back always.

Scotty
 
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No not really my own team guys .......Im just not the talking type . I prefer swift devastating action...Im tired of hearing these two fairies talk .....lets get it on!!
Beside this forum gives me a chance to hone my writing skills !!!lol I rather like it!! And after all this time i think most of us get that all this is meant to entertain!! THis actually has a blowing off steam quality!!!
 
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To Whom it May Concern

I have been reading this thread for a while and for the most part laughing, being as neutral and quiet as possible, you know, the Canadian way. I would like to point out that treedimensional's citizenship is under scrutiny at this point for picking a side (and the weak, flabby/chubby side I might add). Furthermore, I am sending an extra cold wind eastward to his prairie this weekend, in the hopes that he will catch a cold. The best part is he'll be able to see it as soon as it crosses the Alberta border and watch in hoplessness as it slowly advances. I am going to stay on the side of Canada, and avoid this pathetic display of wang measurement. I hope TD will come to his maple donut senses and exempt himself, with a written apology and a basket of muffins, from this cantankerous cartoon.

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Jds. Your lack of faith in me is disheartening but expected.

I have been sitting back

Plotting and waiting.

As we speak, a package is enroute to the one they call sydog, a package that will decimate 1/2 of the easyphloem team (such a stupid name, I hate pearljam, I was always a nirvana fan)

I have yet to decide on my tactic to completely destroying you. A simple pummeling won't due as I fear that your ugly might somehow fuse with my beautifulness.

I will not give up my incredibly amazing good looks to bludgeon a fuggly.

I have many many more decisions to make far more important than how to go about killing easy (at the rate he is going, he'll have diabetes by the fall climb, then I'll challenge him to a candy bar eating contest) like what to do with these damn canadians who prove over and over again that Jon Stewart is the only funny man to come from Canada. Give it up kids and stick to what you know, like......um...........?......... Just stop.
 
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Finally you show up on this thread.



A candy bar eating contest sounds real good to me. I suggest we go with SKOR bars.


Delicious.


Now back to the business at hand;


Familytree you are a sniveling pile of human dog crap, capable of performing only the most menial of janitorial duties, and paid accordingly I might add, with the temperament of a developmentally challenged chimpanzee.

I recommend that you up your daily quota of paying customers for your unsolicited windshield cleaning at freeway offramps to an even bakers dozen for the next month, so that you can afford to come down here next month to get your azz kicked without having to toss trucker salad the whole way.

I mean, you still will have to service the truckers in some way. Good thing you enjoy that kind of humiliation.



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Dylanclimbs, you are definately on team FT. I don't care about Canadian neutrality, or whatever crap you are trying to pull.

FT, it is good to have you back. Things have been picking up with preparing for my thesis, and I don't really have time to plot US (and Canadian) arborist domination. And embroidering the armbands was making my wrists cramp.

Also:
(Insert generic insult on BostonBull here)
 
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Jeesh Dylan YOU sound like Jack Layton, I figured you were from EASTERN Canada with your last. I did see your from BC so you get a little free reign as to the "Goofy Pacific air syndrome" BUT I WILL support EZ.

Remember it gets -50C here in the winter, I need a WARM Holiday! OH and BTW Thanks for the cold front, DID you order SNOW with that, or was that a gift from another "Neutral" British Columbian?

The Prairie Dogs are tough out my way we even race 'em!

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Hold on now JDS!

There is no way I (Canada) am throwing my (our) weight in with a sexually confused midget tree climber whose laughable attempts at playing 'tough' evince memories of when I encountered Gary Coleman while perusing the produce at my local convenience mart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fW0pwsgS3A

Well, I do still kind of have nightmares about that, but it was still laughable...But seriously Canada has a very tough stance on midgets (pardon the pun).

http://www.lookatmeshirts.com/uploadedfiles/real/20080225025536_midget%20toss%20m.jpg

I will avoid getting into politics TD, because we all know that no matter who you vote for, the government gets in. Oh, and by the way more than two thirds of the deciduous trees around here are still green
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Hey boston, how's that new truck working out? Get many leads form the sticker?
 

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Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

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Let's just stop with the Canadian banter.



It dumbs us all down. Something to do with frozen brain syndrome.




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Wow, I was thinking the exact same thing. Only my reply was going to be filled with "eh?" And "aboot"s. I was also going to try to work in gravy and french fries. But I thought it would be too much. Plus it might be an urban legend. Who knows?
 
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