Fight to the death

[familytree]

Clearly you don't exercise. How do you participate in tree work is my inquiry. Actually we have a Kung fu panda on our crew. Would not know he was in the 90th percentile athletic by looking at him.

Do you even srt bro? Exercise is for people who DRT.

 

[macswan]

Do you mean DRT, or DdRT, or DIRT? That's devastatingly impressive rope technique. You know it when you see it

 

[frashdog]

Do you even srt bro? Exercise is for people who DRT.

Ropes are for pussies. I hit the spike, hit my dog then spike the poo out of every tree too!

 

[Jeff]

Ropes are for pussies.

As are saddles and spikes. Frashdog is more of a "hold the chainsaw bar in your mouth while you free climb it in Chuck Taylor's and cut off jeans shorts" kinda guy. And I mean that in the best way.

 

[JeffGu]

And I mean that in the best way.

Somehow, the picture in my mind leads me to believe otherwise.

 

[macswan]

You know what guys. You are doing so much not fighting. I am starting to think you are actually friends...

I challenge you both to a duel. Potato guns at dawn. you may shoot anything you like from the potato gun though.

 

[easyphloem]

You know what guys. You are doing so much not fighting. I am starting to think you are actually friends...

I challenge you both to a duel. Potato guns at dawn. you may shoot anything you like from the potato gun though.

Technically, Marc and I are friends.

We've never gone "all the way", though. Even though his wife was ready to take the picture.

So, for that, one of us has to die, and the survivor takes on the dead one's wife and kids.

It's how it was foretold.


You weren't in the legend, Mac. Sorry.


SZ

 

[macswan]

Ha

 

[cerviarborist]

Besides, who wants to watch EZ and Marc shoot link sausages at each other out of potato guns anyway. "Don't nobody got time fo' dat sh*t."

 

[The_Archdruid]

It isn't a quick merciful fight that ends with one vanquishing the other. It is a long and noble war of attrition that drags them both through their weary and dirty little lives, going by degrees into their graves after which their respective progeny will take up the cause and strike out against the other in that long-standing legacy of besmirchment that these forefathers began.

 

[easyphloem]

It isn't a quick merciful fight that ends with one vanquishing the other. It is a long and noble war of attrition that drags them both through their weary and dirty little lives, going by degrees into their graves after which their respective progeny will take up the cause and strike out against the other in that long-standing legacy of besmirchment that these forefathers began.

This guy gets it. I am in this battle for the multi-generational long haul. I could have killed Marc back in '09 in Baltimore.

SZ

 

[macswan]

It isn't a quick merciful fight that ends with one vanquishing the other. It is a long and noble war of attrition that drags them both through their weary and dirty little lives, going by degrees into their graves after which their respective progeny will take up the cause and strike out against the other in that long-standing legacy of besmirchment that these forefathers began.

So who's the mccoys and who's the hatfields?

 

[easyphloem]

So who's the mccoys and who's the hatfields?

I'm the one from Kentucky.

SZ

 

[JeffGu]

 

[macswan]

Haha

I'm the one from Kentucky.

SZ

Touché

 

[Stihlmadd]

after which their respective progeny will take up the cause and strike out against the other in that long-standing legacy of besmirchment that these forefathers began.

gotta love a good clan feud - "Death to the McClouds"