Fight to the death

Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

jds you got me on the poutine, i love it. but surely americans have come a little farther than making fun of eh and aboot in say, 20 years? a little piece of me died when i realized how unoriginal yall truly are, naw git on beck ta that thurr tree and git er dun! see i can do the stereotypical thingy too.

td. i used to live on the praires too. i know the feeling, but this is my first october, and pretty much my first september which i havent seen snow so far. im excited. i have a second crop of raspberrys growing right now. thats badass.

easy i was almost thinking of joining your camp, but then you shattered my dreams by saying i had frozen brain syndrome. it almost seems like both camps are anti canadian. i proposed reverse manifest destiny to all my canadian brethren on our news channel last night. they all liked it. seems like you yanks better watch yo backs!
 
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easy i was almost thinking of joining your camp, but then you shattered my dreams by saying i had frozen brain syndrome. it almost seems like both camps are anti canadian.

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Say it ain't so! Let me put it this way, Canadia is a wonderful place, nearly litter-free, and full of happy, helpful people. It's not your people's fault that you are way smarter than Americans, thereby receiving the brunt of our misplaced aggression.

You guys are lucky we haven't nuked you yet. And I do mean yet.


But I would like to extend an olive branch to my 'nuks from Da Nort. I could use a few good men, and women who appear to the casual observer to be men (I'm talking about your cow-women) from the cold wasteland of Canadia. I like to think of Canadian women as "dorm fridges", compact and energy efficient, and full of beer.


One of the other reasons I think I would like you on my side is that my nephew's name is Dylan. And he likes to climb too.




Keep the faith, baby.



SZ
 
Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

Dylan, I haven't heard any new canadian jokes in a while. If you could pass on some new ones, I would be happy to use them.

By the way, you are mixing dialects in your stereotypes. I am from the midwest, not the south. From indiana originally, now in missouri. And right in middle of the bible belt. If you have the "git ur done" remarks, they should be directed to the lower states.

Thank YOU SIR!
 
Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

canada has a larger land mass and only 10 provinces and 3 territories. your smaller country has what is it now 52/3 states plus america 2 in the middle east. i can't keep track. our jokes mostly consist of making fun of america, and each other, but mostly america. we are well versed in this. we have to be.

jds, seems you have learned to read and write...isn't that nice
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as for canadian jokes...what do sex in a canoe and american beer have in common?
 
Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

I don't know dylan, what?

Further information: we only have 50 states, though I would be content with getting rid of idaho, texas, nebraska, new jersey, kansas, rhode island, and delaware. Oh, and mississippi. And I have no idea what washington dc thinks it is doing now. They get their own miss america candidates.

When we were in grade school we had to memorize all of Canada's providences and capitals, didn't you have to do that for the US?
 
Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

Oh my God, can we stop with the Canadian Bacon?


Let's just agree on one thing, maybe two things:



1. Canadians have no idea how badly they suck.


2. Americans know how bad they suck, the Canadians that is.





SZ
 
Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

they are both close to water, HAW!

you memorized our providences, huh? i thought that was in Rhode Island. you're willing to give away family tree's state and you call yourself a team player...tsk.

easy, im officially offended by your canadian directed misanthropic misdemeanour. you lose a powerful ally this day, and you will probably rue it...and rue is not a word i offer without much forethought.

im glad td has come around, even though he is from the PROVINCE of Saskatchewan, because this spells doom for our southern neighbours. well at least two of them.

oh and good day
 
Re: Kiss my moose head.

Okay, I am in school and I can't spell for sh!t. It is embarrassing. Dylan, you have shamed me.

So, yeah, I am willing to dump new jersey into the ocean, but the team headquaters can be moved to a nicer state. Like hawaii.

I forgot to mention alabama on my list earlier. That can go too.

And if you are making fun of the US, you should pick on real problems, like our obesity rate. I was reading statistics yesterday that the average weight per person has went up 10 pounds in ten years. (I blame EZ, he is the one snacking on oreos, eating donuts, drinking chocolate milk, sitting in his Prius while selling work).
 
Re: i guess thats better than your moose knuckle

Canada doesn't suck.

Just the people that live there.

Y'all need stronger beer, otherwise none of you bearded bastards would ever get laid, not wearing that crappy flannel anyway.

Treedimensional, a team Canada is a mute point, y'all just continue to stay neutral, sit on the fence and wait to see who rises to victory THEN jump on board like always.

Familytree-stayin classy

(zero facts were harmed or used in the above statement, except the fact that canadians do suck at life and at every sport that isn't played on ice)
 
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Ya know what the funniest thing about making fun of America is ?? It proves how ignorant and stupid people are!!!
Before you respond by making dumb jokes and accusations about me ....Pause for a moment and think about this...........America is gone....our military ...gone....our belief in freedom gone the independent creative spirit that people, (mostly sickening Libs)call arrogance ...gone.Who would protect Canada if say Putin decided he wanted your great Land mass? And the rest of the world from evil!! Think about this...if you saw a bunch of military people coming up over a hill while you were lost in the woods ....what uniform would your sorry a$$ pray they wore..What country shows up first after a disaster half a world away, with aid, money etc?? Please i dont apologize for THIS nation! do we make mistakes, yep are we perfect, nope!! Are we THE single greatest force for good the world has ever known???! ACtually the facts prove it out do some freakin research!!!
I HAVEHAD WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY!!!!!!!!
Also whats cool about being the toughesst person on here is i don t have to suck up to anyone, EZ OR FT...Iam a one man team!! Capable of reaching up your rectum and turning you inside out w/o getting my hand dirty!!! Sissy talkers!! still talking after all this time!! I will attract teamates by the simple fact that im real and a straight shooter ...I dont play politics and recruit people by blowin sunshine up their buts!!!
PEOPLE!, you wanna smack these 2 chatty cathys down once and for all ????? bring it .....I welcome all who are willing,and not little mary suck ups!!! "like me oh like me please! please! im funny and witty and i climb good " but ive only been at it for 4 years...." blah blah blah!!! STOP ALREADY!! somebody punch somebody will ya?? well!! will ya? He said with disgust!
 
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I have recently dropped 20 lbs! does that help counter obesity?

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Only if it was in the form of fatty tissue, and not from your cranium...

oh wait....

never mind
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Sissy fight

I don't care what smack your talking Taitree, and how much weight you have lost. I have been following this "fight" for months, and my side has been carefully chosen. I am on FT's side to the bitter end, whether he wants me or not.

Mainly because I loath BostonBull.

Plus I like being on the beautiful, young, and in shape team.

And personality, I like playing politics AND getting sunshine blown up my butt.
 
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And personality, I like playing politics AND getting sunshine blown up my butt.



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You make it sound like sunshine is the only thing that orifice gets blwon up it.
 
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Ya know what the funniest thing about making fun of America is ?? It proves how ignorant and stupid people are!!!
Before you respond by making dumb jokes and accusations about me ....Pause for a moment and think about this...........America is gone....our military ...gone....our belief in freedom gone the independent creative spirit that people, (mostly sickening Libs)call arrogance ...gone.Who would protect Canada if say Putin decided he wanted your great Land mass? And the rest of the world from evil!! Think about this...if you saw a bunch of military people coming up over a hill while you were lost in the woods ....what uniform would your sorry a$$ pray they wore..What country shows up first after a disaster half a world away, with aid, money etc?? Please i dont apologize for THIS nation! do we make mistakes, yep are we perfect, nope!! Are we THE single greatest force for good the world has ever known???! ACtually the facts prove it out do some freakin research!!!
I HAVEHAD WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY!!
Also whats cool about being the toughesst person on here is i don t have to suck up to anyone, EZ OR FT...Iam a one man team!! Capable of reaching up your rectum and turning you inside out w/o getting my hand dirty!!! Sissy talkers!! still talking after all this time!! I will attract teamates by the simple fact that im real and a straight shooter ...I dont play politics and recruit people by blowin sunshine up their buts!!!
PEOPLE!, you wanna smack these 2 chatty cathys down once and for all ????? bring it .....I welcome all who are willing,and not little mary suck ups!!! "like me oh like me please! please! im funny and witty and i climb good " but ive only been at it for 4 years...." blah blah blah!!! STOP ALREADY!! somebody punch somebody will ya?? well!! will ya? He said with disgust!

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I think I'd like to be on Paul's team.
 
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