Fight to the death

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Side effects of this thread may include but are not limited to the following: sexual side affects such as loss of libido...hair loss...nacolepsy...scabies and lice... body odor and excessive sweating

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Finally I can place the blame at your doorstep....ALL OF YOU...ITS ALL YOUR FAULT...
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Boy I feel better now.....


BTW having been accused of "delusions of grandure" since birth, I doubt that this thread as significant as I'm sure all the contributers believe it to be could ever have an impact on me and my ongoing magnificence.
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.....my ongoing magnificence.
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We should start a consortium of magnificence. You could be the supreme spiritual leader.


FT could be invited to our monthly meetings mainly so that he can clean up after us.



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Hey EZ, do you suppose FTs avatar signifies that his family tree is in fact a stump? I thought that sort of thing was more common in the south and not in cosmopoitan NJ. Guess you really do learn something every day
 
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Gaffer,



There are rednecks all over this country. Plus, cousins are too hard to resist for most country folk.


I would expect NJ has it's fair share of country bumpkins. Holly is up there right now, in a van down by the river, cooking up some bologna on a camp stove. Listening to Leonard Skynard. Drinking Mad Dog 20/20. Beating his dog. Playing the NJ Powerball. F-ing up the Wheel Of Fortune puzzles. Mass hysteria.



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Tom, in the sticks, it is simply referred to as "Cope".
Hell, I am in route to jersey as we speak. I have to stop familytrees marriage to his tall dark and handsome cousin and convince him that I am the one for him. But I probably have too many teeth.
 
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Holly is up there right now, in a van down by the river, cooking up some bologna on a camp stove. Listening to Leonard Skynard. Drinking Mad Dog 20/20. Beating his dog. Playing the NJ Powerball. F-ing up the Wheel Of Fortune puzzles. Mass hysteria.

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I do not beat the dog, sides I need him for hunting. Beat the wife though, daily, or they tend to get ideas.

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Here's one from my local chapter. Maybe on his way to NJ

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My brother is coming home,
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Don't you mean my ex-wife?

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No, that would be your ex wife, and alimony. Though I am on your side to smash this mouthy midget.
 
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Don't you mean my ex-wife?

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No, that would be your ex wife, and alimony.

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Moron.


When I said "my ex-wife", I was referring to my ex-wife.



I don't know why I expected you to catch my drift.


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I blame the reading of FT's utter nonsence making me lose track of mind. I can't wait for the day to come. I can see Climber pulling the midgets pants down in front of all and spanking FT arse like the red headed step child he is.
 
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I see that Familytree is afraid of page 45.



Typical.



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I think it's because holly is all over the page, and everyone is scared of him. (No offense!)
 
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I think it's because holly is all over the page, and everyone is scared of him

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And here I thought it was just everyone has me on ignore?
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FT is worried now cuase I'm with easy's side and his house aint but a jot down the road and whoopin time.
 
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FT is worried now cuase I'm with easy's side and his house aint but a jot down the road and whoopin time.

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I don't even think that dude knows where this thread is anymore. He is too afraid of you, Ed.




I filled out 20 credit card applications in his name today, hoping one of them would go through, then I would buy two bags of cement, and then trick him into standing still for a few hours until the cement sets, then throw him off of a bridge into some sort of body of water.


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Just cement him on stage, he'll just be standing thar with he finger in his nose anyways saying HUH? as you do all the talking.
 

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