Fight to the death

FT and EZ: A love Story

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I think it's because holly is all over the page, and everyone is scared of him

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And here I thought it was just everyone has me on ignore?
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FT is worried now cuase I'm with easy's side and his house aint but a jot down the road and whoopin time.

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I don't have you on ignore Holly. I would hate to miss out on pink tutu remarks and cruelty to everyone. I guess I would if I could figure out which thread on "awakenings" you crossed the line, but until then...(A quote from the Jerry Springer show)
Don't just sing it, Bring it!

PS, did you realize that being on EZ's side means you are allied with BostonBull? (Shaking my head at your poor prediciment)
 
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Heh! yea lmao, guess the way BB feels about me sometimes, we'd be the next rumble. After, of course, Easy and climber bash the snot out of FT and the crane.
 
Re: FT and EZ: A love Story

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1.Bathe your feet daily and dry them thoroughly before putting on your socks. Choose socks made from materials that absorb moisture like cotton and wool. There are also athletic socks specifically designed to wick moisture away while exercising. Shoes made of natural materials like leather can help prevent foot sweat by allowing your feet to breathe.
2.If your feet feel wet, either take off your shoes or change your socks. And if that's not enough, change your shoes, too. Shoes may not completely dry out overnight, so try not to wear the same pair two days in a row. Reducing the amount of time your feet are covered will reduce the smell, so go barefoot as much as possible.
3.If you need more help with the smell, try adding antiperspirants or deodorants to your feet. Remember that using antiperspirants too often will cause skin irritation.
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5.Excessive perspiration can be triggered by stress, so try relaxing once in a while. Put your feet up and take your shoes off
 
Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

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Sydog

you are absolutely adorable.

I just want to pick you up and carry you everywhere.

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Finally, someone who would treat me like Whitney Houston in The Bodygaurd. I could learn to love you, but right now I'm loyal to one person on this thread, The Stephan. There are ways to win me over though...EZ said something about pants you were trying to get rid of. If you can spoil me with material things you will gain my affections. If not then we are at an impass because if you bring The Skeet down... you go down. I hate being like this. Why are we fighting anyway. Who knows, when this whole thing blows over we could even be friends.
 
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Why are we fighting anyway. Who knows, when this whole thing blows over we could even be friends.


I was under the impression that this whole thing started over FTs horribly smelly orthopedic situation. I could be wrong. If I am wrong, please disregaurd my last two posts, although the 1st one did teach me some things about how to improve my own situation. Soap...who knew?
 
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[ Who knows, when this whole thing blows over we could even be friends.

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Not a chance, The Sydogg.


When this whole thing blows over, Familytree will be lying face down in a ditch (his mother's worst nightmare) and there will be a lot of smoke in the air. When the smoke clears, I will be there, laughing my F*^%ing head off.


Essentially, he will be dead, and I will be happy about it. So you can't be friends with a dead person.



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Re: I will punch you in the uterius.

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you bloated sac of protoplasm...hehe

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Where did you come from, Canadian?



And don't tell me Canada. I've heard that one before.



You have two choices:

1. Join your Canadian Brother, TreeDimensional, on Team EZ, and taste the closest thing to victory a Canadian can feel.

Or....


2. Join the dark side with Familytree, and be put in his Gimp closet, only to be let out for the most ridiculously heinous sexually abusive acts known to man. And by man, I mean gay man.




Don't get it twisted.



SZ
 
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Ya know what is really funny??1 all this chatter about blah blah blah.what does it really matter?!! to me .......Nothing!!! why you ask?????!!! I am with out a doubt the toughest person on this thread.i am like a combination shao lin monk and the tasmanian devil all rolled in one!! When im done w ANY challenger my yin is so soft you will have kicked your OWN a$$ by the time we are done! You will be a bruised and bloody stump,tongue hanging out panting and i will be at rest , looking at you saying" what have you done to yourself you fool!!"
Especially ED!! I will provoke your bloated ego so bad you will not be able to resist taking a swing at me, as hard as you are feminanly able......I will simply feed your attack back to you so you will punch yourself in the face !!! fool!!
Now that is friggen funny!!!!!!!
 
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Ya know what is really funny??1 all this chatter about blah blah blah.what does it really matter?!! to me .......Nothing!!! why you ask?????!!! I am with out a doubt the toughest person on this thread.i am like a combination shao lin monk and the tasmanian devil all rolled in one!! When im done w ANY challenger my yin is so soft you will have kicked your OWN a$$ by the time we are done! You will be a bruised and bloody stump,tongue hanging out panting and i will be at rest , looking at you saying" what have you done to yourself you fool!!"
Especially ED!! I will provoke your bloated ego so bad you will not be able to resist taking a swing at me, as hard as you are feminanly able......I will simply feed your attack back to you so you will punch yourself in the face !!! fool!!
Now that is friggen funny!!!!!!!

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Now that is friggen funny!
 
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Ya know what is really funny??1 all this chatter about blah blah blah.what does it really matter?!! to me .......Nothing!!! why you ask?????!!! I am with out a doubt the toughest person on this thread.i am like a combination shao lin monk and the tasmanian devil all rolled in one!! When im done w ANY challenger my yin is so soft you will have kicked your OWN a$$ by the time we are done! You will be a bruised and bloody stump,tongue hanging out panting and i will be at rest , looking at you saying" what have you done to yourself you fool!!"
Especially ED!! I will provoke your bloated ego so bad you will not be able to resist taking a swing at me, as hard as you are feminanly able......I will simply feed your attack back to you so you will punch yourself in the face !!! fool!!
Now that is friggen funny!!!!!!!

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I think I'd like to join Pauls team.
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Actually,

I went back and read the part about Holly punching "as hard as ... feminanly possible", and that has some comedic value.



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a tale of desire

So, I think I am mildly insulted about the feminine punching thing.

The fearless leader of my team, (the cool team FT) has disappeared. I am left with no choice but to believe the worst has come to pass, that Evil Team EZ has taken out Marc without giving him a chance to gather his troops around and plan a solid defense. Like a sniper in the night the fowl death of a powerful, (though short) great leader of modern times. I will mourn for his loss, and start plotting the sweetest revenge ever. The human crane should have been there to watch his back.

Sigh. I will get to the whole revenge thing immediatly after Sponge Bob.
 
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