Fight to the death

Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE....

treedimensional is correct - This is not a private EZ/FT thread and some of the areas you are going into are just off color and really should not be mentioned. Yes they embarrass me, yes they offend me and Yes I think you all have crossed the line. the sponsors of this site do drop in from time to time.

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As for the ladies, if you can't handle uterus jokes then what's the point of having one?

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FYI - I do not have one - So I guess I can not take the joke



jz -
 
Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE....

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treedimensional is correct - This is not a private EZ/FT thread and some of the areas you are going into are just off color and really should not be mentioned. Yes they embarrass me, yes they offend me and Yes I think you all have crossed the line. the sponsors of this site do drop in from time to time and threads have been know to be locked.


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As for the ladies, if you can't handle uterus jokes then what's the point of having one?

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FYI - I do not have one - So I guess I can not take the joke



jz -

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this thread has been fine for 40 something pages, then Ms. party pooper comes in and gets everyone on edge of being banned

milking the prostate, a perfectly natural process, makes you uncomfortable? but headbutting infants doesn't!?

this thread is called fight to the death, not I love you to death.
 
Making Marc eat dirt

This thread is called fight to the death.



Life and death, the proverbial circle....blah blah blah.



Let's all keep our panties out of a bunch (especially you, Marc), and move on with the offensive nature of this thread.


If the kitchen is too hot, then maybe you have too many clothes on.


SZ
 
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Ah normal service resumes....and so with our capless captain absent from the wheelhouse, the ever groaning crowd of in-lookers watches with painful precipitation as the USS Morality Valdez steams inexorably towards the jagged rocks of disapproval.......

Ah yes the gods are in the heavens and all is right with the world.
 
Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE....

BTW I was never unhappy about the crude aspect of any of the previous posts merely the lack of cutting reparti which I found disappointing.

FWIW if my kids are anything to go by nothing within this thread would shock or dismay them other than the fact that a lack of coolness in old men is international. (Everyone is old to young people under the age of 18yrs)
 
Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE....

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As for the ladies, if you can't handle uterus jokes then what's the point of having one?

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FYI - I do not have one - So I guess I can not take the joke



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well......this is uncomfortable.........sorry.......

I mean, I didn't mean to offend you, what are the odds?

As for everything else, yeah, I'm not a big fan of the sister mom stuff or that of the sexual nature but other than that why don't you just not read what we write, avoid this thread at all costs and you won't have to worry about being offended.

And you're write. This isn't mine and easys private forum, that's what facebook is for.

Read the bottom of the tree free zone. It says that it's not for the faint of heart.
 
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Ah normal service resumes....and so with our capless captain absent from the wheelhouse, the ever groaning crowd of in-lookers watches with painful precipitation as the USS Morality Valdez steams inexorably towards the jagged rocks of disapproval.......

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Ever hear about that award given yearly to the worst opening line in a novel? This one is great! Well done, the jagged rocks of disapproval clinches it for me.




And FT, thanks for keeping it real all the time.


Real dumb.


SZ
 
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The South will rise again? (language)

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I wish I could say I didn't grow up with a few guys like that.
 
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If only he knew how cute us liberal Obama lovers think he is.

I'll add that I'm REALLY pissed at the Dems and at Obama over this health care fiasco. Don't get me started... I may just take a dozen valiums and wax poetic.
 
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But the obama plan is the only way ft will not be in finacial ruin after all the nasty things ez is going to do to him. After all, if you haven't got your health, your probably a democrat
 
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