Fight to the death

I will make you bleed in your own blood

If it were up to jersey it would be called "compliment one another to the death"

I'm not here to make friends jersey, I'm here to kill and upset as many people as I possibly can

if there are any children reading this thread and you are offended, please speak up, and then I will gladly headbutt you in the bridge of your tiny little nose.

As for the ladies, if you can't handle uterius jokes then what's the point of having one? Please, say your peace then meet your demise at the wrong end of my round house kick.

Gentleman, I've spent the last 42 pages threatening you, I figure that's instruction/warning enough.

No teams, no hold bars, no one is safe.
 
Dinnertime, time to get served!

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if there are any children reading this thread and you are offended, please speak up, and then I will gladly headbutt you in the bridge of your tiny little nose.

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Boo-YA!

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As for the ladies, if you can't handle uterius jokes then what's the point of having one? Please, say your peace then meet your demise at the wrong end of my round house kick.

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Booooooooooo-Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



SZ
 
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Hey FT.........

Keep making threats at Team EZ, and I will kick you in your vagina and wear you like a snowshoe in Baltimore! I mean it!

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Snowshoe....that's a good one!





Take that, smelly foot Powell!



SZ
 
Most Offensive Thread Ever!!!!!!

You didn't want to go to Baltimore already?


I am waiting till I get Marc Powell on stage, then I am bringing out all of his ex-girlfriends for a panel discussion on why he is an A-Hole.


Should get some good crowd participation too.



SZ
 
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Boston.

Apple picking has got to be your favorite thing to do. You get to climb and eat whenever you get hungry (that was a fat joke)

easy, I paint a pretty vivid picture of why I'm an a-hole with every post I write. Getting ex girlfriends will be redundent and will just leave everyone in awe, wondering how exactly I date hot women while being such a jerk. Here's a hint, treat em like dirt and they stick to you like mud (quoteable quote, self inflicted abuse and a compliment for myself joke)

weiners, poop, midgets, drug addiction, child punching (other topics that I find hilarious but don't have time to figure out how to work it into this post)
 
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Another one bites the dust.



FT, I am looking forward to BB wearing your body like a snowshoe. I mean, just the visual of his foot stuck way up your vag, and all of the gross Baltimore street refuse that he will be trudging through.....better bring a heavy duty shirt.


And about you punching Climber in the face; I have been punching him in the face since he was 10 weeks old, by the time you get to him, he will just shrug it off, smile, and ask for another love tap. He called you a p#ssy the other day, and I told him that was rude, but he pointed out that the lips on your face look eerily similar.

Can't argue with that logic.


SZ
 
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Boston.

Apple picking has got to be your favorite thing to do. You get to climb and eat whenever you get hungry (that was a fat joke)

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Hows your sisters love hole doing?
 
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Guys....c'mon!
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What on heaven or earth has happened to all the sophistication of baby face punching? The promises of complex and subtle public humiliation with hints of S&M imasculation???

As you pull us all (hehe pull us all
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) Dante like....deeper into your collective black hole of the third and fourth levels of your hellish imagination, the quality of the cut and thrust, the intellectual interplay has evaporated in the flaming heat from your communal perosnality BBQ.

If I want to read blokes throwing "your momma" insults I'll take Holly of ignore.

So c'mon...lift the game...its almost enough to make one return to payed employment for #%^@'s sake.

FWIW....I feel that dwarf throwing and gerbil secretion should be elements of the warm up to the main event...

Pride swallowing and a humble pie eating contest could also be part of the festivities.
 
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Why would my mom and sister know the inner workings of your dads anus?

and what kind of relationship do y'all have that he would willingly tell you how my mother and my sister showed him the wrong end of a plastic/rubber/glass weiner?

I honestly thought mom and sister jokes went out the window once the teller gets married or the sister has babies (third ones on the way, woot woot!)

you live a tragic, dark life sir.

We'll be the best of friends.
 
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Why don't you try looking in the mirror Jesse.

Or maybe down your trousers.

Wait. That's only funny to everyone else. Its depressing for you.

Enjoy the new show.
 
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Why would my mom and sister know the inner workings of your dads anus?


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That is a good question. I will be waiting for the answer.




SZ
 
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..its almost enough to make one return to payed employment for #%^@'s sake.

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Getting paid to work?




Sounds weird to me.



SZ
 
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How do you know the inner workings of your sisters vag?

Your mom and sis would know the inner workings of my dads anus, because he likes his prostate milked, kind of a kinky MoFo! the fact that you find this strange bothers me more than the fact that you know the inner workings of your sisters love hole(s)
 
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